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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Third arm? :0Oh well, at least its not a third leg. >>
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed you.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed that welcome.
...Who wanted penii in your nose?Prob'ly.
Uberpwn, I could totally Photoshop a penis in one of your expanded nostrils. But I won't because that's against forum rules.
I should post a pic of myself on here! I haven't done so yet, and I can reveal my true identity! Oooooo!!!
It was.
Gorgeous.I think I can still Photoshop a penis into either of your nostrils still, though.Though, still...****, grammars hard.
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.