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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
Now you're saying you want me to send you some nudes? Alright then!
Wait, how am I being creepy?
And we're all equally creepy. Okay...some of us more than others. >.>
I've become famous for it around these parts. Beware cheap imitators! Don't buy into Lucas' faux-freakiness!I mean, just do a little browsing, and you'll find things like this little wonder: