post a photo of yourself

[fruckert]

Trust me, it is.
I've seriously considered dying it green and calling myself Cthulhu for Halloween.

[Natako]

Holy hell, yes. That is an awesome idea!

[greenraven]

I love how it's the guys that are commenting on Fruck's beard kind of like how they were talking about Daoman's shirtlessness before.

Hey, hey, hey, we don't tell you girls how to gossip about your hygiene issues when you all run off to the bathroom in packs.

[daoman89]

Women will never understand the male mind.  Here's some info you should know:

1.) We find almost everything funny.
2.) We try to turn everything into a dirty joke.
3.) We talk about beards!
4.) We all want a chance to be Batman
5.) We ABSOLUTELY HATE girls that wear too much make up.  It's all about the natural look ladies! (or minor make up)
6.) We ALL love yoga pants.
7.) Men are the definition of perfect species.  We were crafted in perfection and our minds are wired in perfection. 
8.) We think all women are crazy.
9.) We're always right, but if things get out of hand, we'll let you win and say you're right but not mean it.
10.) We love talking about manly stuff to other men because we're men and that's what we do.
11.) The only reason we become whipped is because there's too much to lose if we disobey.
12.) We're respectful to women unless the dude's an ***hole, but we don't consider him cool.
13.) We listen to about half the things you say.  Key words we listen for are about body parts or sex or food.
14.) ALL MEN LOVE BACON!!!
15.) You want to make us happy?  Cook us bacon for breakfast. 
16.) At some point in our lives we wanted to be a ninja.

ok... I'm done lol

[Cerebus]

Because I don't like being put in the same boat as everyone; few points there don't apply to me. I fully agree with 8, though.

[greenraven]

Personally I pride myself on being an odd duck. I could compile my own list and most of you are gonna be all "whoa man". XD

First and foremost I'm not particularly fond of the delicate princess types. My ideal chick is the type that isn't afraid of getting her hands dirty, and can match any guy strength-wise. I got a thing for the tomboys, you get all the gruff of a homoerotic relationship but with a proper hole to stick it in. :3

[daoman89]

Oh greenie, i totally agree somewhat about those kinda girls.
I don't know what it is, but chicks that yell at me are so damn sexy lol. I could definitely deal with verbal abuse in a relationship as long its not taken too far hahaha

And Cerberus, since you're a girl, I'm sure some of those wouldn't apply to you.

[Archem]

And Cerberus, since you're a girl, I'm sure some of those wouldn't apply to you.

I am pissing myself. With my penis. Which I am always proud of, but will still exaggerate about.

[daoman89]

Why are you pissing yourself good sir?

[greenraven]

Why are you pissing yourself good sir?

Cerebus is a guy. >_>

[Moosetroop11]

Oh yeah, men are all the same.  Daoman's got it spot on.

If I'm not in my car eating bacon, I'm at my day job, which is a boob-rater.  But the results need to go through a translator because I can only speak in grunts.

[fruckert]

Oh yeah, men are all the same.  Daoman's got it spot on.

If I'm not in my car eating bacon, I'm at my day job, which is a boob-rater.  But the results need to go through a translator because I can only speak in grunts.

^ This.

I really dislike being lumped in with a big, generalized category.
It's ****ing stupid.

[daoman89]

Wait what!?  I was told Cerberus was a girl!  Dammit you people are screwing with me!!  STOP IT!!!!

[greenraven]

Well, either Cerebus is a guy or Natako is in a lesbian relationship. That or Natako is a guy. But both have posted pictures of themselves, so... >_>

[daoman89]

I may have misread though, but oh well, one of them should clear this up for me