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charaman

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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2006, 11:54:14 PM »
http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/books/haunted/guts.php   reminds of the last part of this story.
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shinotebasiiackh

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« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2006, 11:54:31 PM »
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Originally posted by Rowan
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Originally posted by Kinslayer
"American mutilates his penis trying to sexually penetrate a vacuum cleaner".


I remember hearing about that in school. Apparently some old guy thought it would be sexy to clean the house naked as a wedding anniversary gift for his wife. It turned out as he was vacuuming the floor while he was naked he decided to switch to to the hose part of the vacuum and got his weiner stuck in the hose socket close to where the fan was.. Happy Anniversary Darlin'!


Dude. It's rowan.

Anyway, I saw a special calle "101 sexual accidents" that vacuum cleaner incedent.

According to them, it was no accident. *shrug*
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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2006, 12:06:13 AM »
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One word:

o_0


 For some weird reason, I think your avatar would be a better word for this situation.
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I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.

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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2006, 12:11:02 AM »
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Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
One word:

o_0


 For some weird reason, I think your avatar would be a better word for this situation.


Ha, it sure would!
Ow.  :yell:
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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2006, 12:37:51 AM »
Wow, it hurts just to read that...

Though a kid at my school last year (a freshman), locked a padlock through his sack and then forgot the combonation. He had to go to the princible to get it cut off (the lock that is). Then a few months later I heard people on the radio talking about it, they didn't mention any names but they called him a dumbass... and they were right.
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« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2006, 01:08:49 AM »
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I'd do it.


You'll never use it anyways.
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« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2006, 01:20:56 AM »
Vacuum sodomy.
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« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2006, 03:19:21 AM »
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Originally posted by charaman
I'd do it.


You'll never use it anyways.


LMAO!!! Nice one. Nice one.
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« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2006, 06:02:03 AM »
WTF!?
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shinotebasiiackh

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« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2006, 10:01:00 AM »
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Vacuum sodomy.


It's more like getting a blow job from a pirahnna.
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