Smilie Story/ies

[Smokey_locs2006]

One of these topics was made long ago.. (I think I made it)

Lead by example is what i always say.


**While at school**

Chester:
Mush head, what's up!:hi:

Mush Head:
Nada dang thing bro.
Wanna get some lunch?

Chester:
Yeah bro!:D

**During lunch out of no where a black man shows up in a time machine**

Black Man:
Hey, you two, if the KKK still around? I must stop em.

Mush Head:
KKK? What's that?

Black Man:
They're white men who kill black people.

Chester:
....OOOOOH You mean FEMA!:o
yeah man, if you wanna stop them you'll have to go some years back. You're too late.

Black Man:
Ok OK, Thank you, I gotta git back now and bang my masa wife.

**The End**

[MrMister]

PART ONE: AT WAR

Jameson: QUICKLY! WE MUST KILL A THOUSAND IRANIANS AND DESTROY THEIR SPECIAL HARBL!  

Josh: NO U!  

Jericho: LET US REACH ENEMY LINES PL0X!! IT IS THIS WAY

Jameson: WHEW WE GOT PAST IRANIAN GUARDS

Josh: YES IT WAS CLEVER PLAN TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR WIVES TO DISTRACT THEM  

Jericho: I AGREE?

Jack: WELL WE SHOULD FIND THE HARBL QUICKLY, THE IRAN ROBOTS WILL ATTACK SOON WITH THEIR FLAME THROWERS AND GUNS THAT MAKE STRANGE PURPLE AURAS AROUND YOUR HEAD, TURN YOU BLUE AND MAKE YOU SMILE. OH NO I BEEN HIT!  >:

ROBOT: PHAGS

Jericho: ME TOO SHITTY DEAL  

Jericho: REMEMBER TO DESTROY HARBL!!!  

Jameson: DON'T WORRY WE WILL KILL ROBOTS AND GET HARBL FOR U  

[MrMister]

PART TWO: AT WAR

Josh: I AM SHOOTING ALL THE ROBOTS IN THEIR POWR CRYSTALS  

Jameson: GOOD LET US GO IN THIS HALLWAY THAT LEADS TO HARBL  

Josh: K

Jameson: THERE IS HARBL! LET US PLANT BOMBS AND RUN AWAY  

Josh: I TOTALLY AGREE OH NO THERE IS BIG ROBOT DROP FROM SKY! HE APPEARS TO BE EQUIPPED WITH GUNS LET US SHOOT HIM

Jameson: YES HE IS ALMOST DEAD

Josh: YAY I JUST DELIVERED FINAL BLOW

Jameson: NOW WE CAN FINALLY DESTROY HARBL *plants bomb*

*harbl explodes*

Josh: WE DID IT! LET'S GO BACK TO AMERICA AND KILL IRANIANS TO CELEBRATE!  

Jameson: K  

[Smokey_locs2006]

***Back in Class***

Mr. Shooster:
Okay class I'm going to call roll so we can start.
Mat?


Mat:
Here...


Mr. Shooster:
Ningie???


Ningie:
Here.



Mush Head:
Dude, that chick looks like she's from africa.

Chester:
She does have an African name and she told me she's here from Africa, I think.

Mush Head:
Heh I bet she had AIDS.

***The End***