The naked truth about each and every member

[shadus]

But I'm at home whaching the Nutty Pro.(The frst.)And no hands are aound my neck.

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool didn't kick again.

[Scarface Larry]

Scarface Larry's leg wasn't eaten by a penguin named Gerald, who Larry THOUGHT was his friend, WHY GERALD, WHY?? He also totally pwnd a drunken hobo at Dance Dance revolution.

[Majin Deathshade]

Just so you can get to know me better...  This is one about me!

Majin Deathshade is officially "The One".  He is the chosen messiah type hero of the anti-gamefaqs.com movement.  As the one, his quest started out as a mission to end the war, by defeating CJayC...  But, it turned out that his gamefaqs matrix code, which made him such a powerful hacker, was being used to reboot the gamefaqs matrix, and thus, continue a great big lie...  The Hacker city of Salem had been conquered 6 times.  Then, Majin Deathshade got smart, and went after CJayC's new boss, MR. CNET!  On the way, he found out about a gamefaqs moderator, named MR Jones, went renegade.  Majin Deathshade then negotiated with MR CNET.  In exchange for the destruction of the MR Jones Virus, there would be peace between the webmasters & the hackers.  This deal would bring an end to the hackers war against corporate losers & the webmasters enslaving of the normal people.  But first, Majin Deathshade had to stop MR Jones.  And, after a six hour Dragon Ball Z style fight with MR Jones, that would take up WAY TOO MUCH MESSAGE SPACE, Majin Deathshade and MR Jones Both were killed by each other.  Majin Deathshade got what he wanted, Peace, and MR CNET got what he wanted, The Code from Majin Deathshade.  And the Webmasters & the Hackers lived Happily in a peaceful utopia, for the rest of the millenium.

THE END?

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed didn't care. So he skipped his story.

   After scraping Razor off of the ground, he returned to Razor's basement to play cards with his pet rat, snaffles. He was then confronted on his way home by Warxe. "Andrew has joined the n00bs."

   Ed then joined the grammar squad and started beating Andrew over the head with a dictionary.

[Scarface Larry]

Once, this guy came up to me, and I kicked him in the crotch and then pee'd on his face, stole his wallet and exploded nebraska!


oh wait, these are supposed to  NOT be the truth....woopsie doodles.

[Alcheon]

Alcheon is afraid of ducks

[ZeroKirbyX]

ZKX didnt run over your pet and/or grandma.

[Razor]

ZKX chose Kirby as his psuedo-character, because in real life, he is much like Kirby, what with his bald head, his round pink body which is also his head, and the fact that ne never wears pants.

[ZeroKirbyX]

ZKX never wears pants because he feels that they are a government conspiracy created by the IARC (Internation Association of Razor Clones) to enslave the minds of the populus.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed is enslaved by the Razor Clones.