The naked truth about each and every member

[Leon_1990]

Ed got that penny....Unfortunately he lost the multi-million dollar photo describption of the penguin... Sod's law!

[chronoman]

Leon was walking outside oneday and he found photocopy picture of a penguin. When he got home his freezer began to shake. Leon opened it to descover that a penguin was inside a room hidden behind the back of the freezer. Leaon crawled into the room to discover that the penguins were being controled by non other than the aliens that abducted Ed. They ran to their ship and took of into the sky. Leon just stood there and said:"What was that about?"When he looked to his left he found the doggiebag.

[Meiscool-2]

The doggie back contained exactly what Leon suspected, William Shatner's left testical.

[Razor]

Meiscool gave Chronoman AIDS for christmas. this confused most people as Meiscool neither has AIDS nor likes Chronoman enough to give him a Christmas present. While trying to figure this out, Warxe's head exploded.

[Leon_1990]

Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
On March 18, 2006, Leon was viciously attacked by a man eating penguin. No one is sure what exactly made this penguin crave flesh, but you can look over and see the poor victims mutilated reamins. A internet wide man hunt is currently in action for the penguin. If ytou have any info, call us at... the hell? What is that? Oh god, oh gd! Help! Its eating my face!!!!!!!!!! Agggggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hel*beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep*

I thought I was dead =/

Razor was one day trying to figure out the existence and purpose of dogs in existence, and accidentally stumbled upon the cure for cancer, he rushed home to the telephone, only to be killed by a jealous Chuck Norris.

[shadus]

Which was a lie by Leon.Wha realy happoned was Leon Chuck found the cure Leon killed him Meiscool killed him for killing her master and Razor whached the hole thing.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Shadus made up a lie about what really happened. An angered leon and Chuck Norris kicked his ***. Shadus then went to MrMister's house to get flaming lessons, but he wasn't there. So he went to Meiscool's house. He was never seen again. Nowadays, if you listen hard enough, you can still hear the bed bouncing up and down, creaking. You can also hear Razor's high-pitched laugh.

[Razor]

Well actually what really happened is that one day, Chuck Norris found a cure to Razor, Meiscool, Leon, Shadus and X_marks_the_ed.

After that they just simply stopped existing.

[MrMister]

The cure? 900cc's of PAIN.

[Meiscool-2]

Several Months later, a simple minded MrMister was seen touching MC Hammer. After that he also just simply stopped existing.

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool didn't just kick a topic to increase her post count by 1

[chronoman]

((OMG OMG DOUBLE POST eh who cares.))

It was Later revaled tha MRmister was the penguin!

[WarxePB]

Despite his appearance, Chronoman is in fact the lord ruler of the underground N00bzis. The goal of the N00bzis is the destruction of all proper speech on the Net, making us all speak in their native language: N00b. Alex is, in fact, the leader of the Grammar Squad, a group opposed to the N00bzis, and Chronoman is doing recon work on Alex to find his weak point. Once that is found, all hell will break loose, and the Net as we know it will cease to exist - which is why Alex recruited two members, Dragonchick93 and Sephiroth12317, to be his moles within the N00bzis.

[Big_Duke]

His name is Warxe,but that's a cover for,
DANCING SPIDER GUY!

[Meiscool-2]

I would be undercover in the N00bzis program, if it weren't for the fact that I'm strangling Shadus right now.