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Rune_of_Punishment
Blade of Genesis
Acolyte
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Tales of Earthonia
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July 02, 2005, 02:17:21 AM »
Here's a warning for people. This little fic is rated "N", meaning no stupid n00bs allowed. Only level 30 n00bs with a Material Blade or sexy body may read. Normal members have all the rights to read this. Kthxbai!
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Day 1
I was sitting idly on my computer, talking to Kijuki on a crisp Friday evening. We talked about many things, my game, his game, and a bunch of other irrelevant things. We then got on the subject of Mid. She had not been online for the past week and it has been worrying us. I then had a marvelous idea.
“Hey, ‘Juki. I have a brilliant idea! We should go on a quest to find Mid. I mean, what else can we do? She might have been abducted by bandits or even worse… slimes,” I suggested. Kijuki typed a “o_O” face on the screen.
“Slimes? Wtf?” he asked.
“Uh… yeah. They are so uber hxc and they are not well liked. They are the most unsuspected monsters in the RPG world!” I said.
“Ok… you’re a moron, but I dig what you’re saying. Yes, we should go questing for Mid. Oh yeah, we have to go by Gaia Online rules. You have to pay money for the item.”
“Damn… there’s always a catch to these things. Hmm… maybe we could sell them Apple Gels.”
“You moron! Apple Gels are too cheap. You have to sell them Orange Gels!”
“OMFG! That’s right! Apple Gels are 100 Gald and Orange are 120. What was I thinking!?”
“I don’t know, but you are one stupid, effing n00b.”
“Cool!”
“Anyway… what’s the plan?”
“Ummm… we gather our escapades. Sai is our only one, sadly enough. But he is worth it! His swordsmanship is unrivaled!”
“Wow, you only said that about yourself ten minutes ago.”
“Well… yeah. Because I’m so friggin’ hxc…”
“…”
“Anyway…” Lloyd theme plays in the background, “The plan is, we meet up in Nebraska, since it is a midpoint for us all. We will journey from there on foot, since it’s not traditional in RPGs to just simply ride a car or plane to the destination.”
“Wow! That’s the smartest and most brilliant plan you have evar cum up wit!” Kiujki said dumbfounded.
“I’m such a hxc genius…” I said conceitedly.
“We only have on problem,” Kijuki intervened. Problem? Wtf?
“What problem?”
“We don’t know where she lives.” The Lloyd theme stops.
“Crap! I forgot about that.” A long pause. A light bulb in a white bubble popped up above my head. “I got it! Since you have her phone number, we can tap into the national archives, dressing Kairou up as a Mexican stripper/pole dancer/belly dancer and making him steal the archives from Washington! It’s a grand plan!”
“OMG! I didn’t know you could make two brilliant plans in one day!”
“Well, duh…” I said, offended. “Now, off to find the Mid!”
“Wait… we haven’t told Sai yet,” Kijuki pointed out. I face faulted anime style. Tears streamed down my face.
“Oh…” Suddenly the Kratos theme started playing. Kijuki and I appeared in Lincoln, Nebraska. Then Sai warped onto the scene. He was dressed up like Kratos. I was dressed like Lloyd and Kijuki was dressed like Zelos.
“OMFG! It’s Sai Aurion!!!! Can I have your autograph, or at least, your sword?” I asked in a stalker-fan sort of way.
“O_o;; Umm… you will not be touching my ‘sword’ today. We have a job to do. Save Mid. That is our job.” Sai said dully.
“XD,” said Kijuki… or Kijuki did. All of a sudden, the Kratos theme was cut off and replaced by the Colette theme. WTF? Moose came on to the scene.
“I came as fast as I could when I heard that Mid was in danger. Remember, guys, I get to have some 00bar buttsecks with her when we save her,” Moose said in a horny fashion. We all stared at him like, “O_o;;;;;;”
“Oh God… this is going to be one stupid *** journey…” Sai said under his breath.
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Kijuki_Magazaki
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July 02, 2005, 02:25:12 AM »
LOL XP XP That's hillarious Rune! 15/10! Xp
*plans to make this a comic*
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Snake Eater
keeps on trying until I run out of cake
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July 02, 2005, 02:34:43 AM »
2000/ 11 and a half
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charaman
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July 03, 2005, 04:00:25 PM »
a bajillion /10
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Drace
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July 03, 2005, 08:46:08 PM »
1/10
All: BOOO! *kicks Drace*
Ok ok! One million, billion, gazillion/10
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Fortet
Cheeky Bastard
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July 05, 2005, 11:12:51 PM »
[infinate symbol]/10[/infinate symbol]
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Midnight9795
Trouble Maker~ Middeth
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July 13, 2005, 11:40:11 PM »
Awwww, you guys I love it! NOW GO SAVE ME!!!! Or else :p
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Sora:Well, kiss me and that'll be your cure-all
Midnight~ says:I think I'd rather die..
Sora:how cruel..how could you say that!? ;-;
Midnight~ says:>;3
Rune_of_Punishment
Blade of Genesis
Acolyte
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July 14, 2005, 07:04:51 AM »
The tale shall continue soon... I hope.
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Zealot
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it's not very interesting.. well.. meh.. -_-
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July 14, 2005, 08:58:01 AM »
that is soooooooo ****ing funny XD lol
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