The most Spoofiest game EVAH

[Scarface Larry]

~===OMFG TEH STROY!!!!!11111shift+1===~
~~~teh prologue of 1337n3ss~~~
In a fairly generic world, something is going to happen.
But this has absolutely nothing to do with my game,
so sod off, wankers.
Anyways.
One day, in a really cold northern part of some psychotic america that is north, in the averagely sized place of Larry's house, a mediocre RPG Maker created a game....this game used ungodly amounts of RTP, had a totally crappy story, and had 0 custom systems and was basically craptastic. But, being a n00b, that author submitted his game to a website, teh 1337est website of them all, www.charas-project.1337, his game was ridiculed and (metaphorically....I think) pooped on. So our authour left the website, and simply tossed his game into his hard drive, and went on to have a fairly sucsessful career in *insert job here*. One day, a rather better than average RPGMaker named Scarface Larry picked up this game, and finished it. But then realized he had better things to do, so he just left it on his hard drive, with all of his unfinished projects, now, all his projects have melded into one big Kingdom Hearts ripoff, a massive world of unfinishedness. But the game began to write itself, and so, the most spoffiest game was born.

~~~a story, weeeeee~~~
The continent of RTPiania a EFIL island rests in teh sea of Fangamia, the  ALEX ISLAND, a island full of everyone's most hated RTP hero. But one Alex, stronger than the others, becomes EFIL! OMFG PLOT TWISTZORZ! And sets out to do general notnicerry and efilnessicityery.

In the city of Burntoast, our hero has a dillema. He has been put in jail for beating a man to death with a halibut for saying that disgaea was stupid. And now his house is being auctioned off....can he save it? Will this turn into a overblown adventure with no point at all? Hell yes. So get ready for a adventure involving ninjas, 80's superstars, Kung-fu Popes, RTP, an Evil Chicken, a certain hotel, a certain moose with large genitelia, some guy named bob, a giant cookie, and other weirdery, for this ish  THE MOST SPOOFIEST GAME EVAH
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Teh Characters:

Harold Brian Zacharias Arshes the fourth, or Doug.
Class: Doug
Skill type: Madskillz
Bio: Harold Brian Zacharias Arshes the fourth, or Doug. Put in jail for beating a man to death with a herring. Now his house has been bought by the pope, THE EVIL POPE, who just happens to have mad ninja skillz. If you look at his name closely, you can see something involving 2k3 and XP RTP.

More to come sooner than later but not later than A VIKING

Features:
A DBS!
A DMS!
RTP!
FUNNY STUFF!
RANDOMNESS!
MT11'S BALLS!
ZKX!
MR.T!
CHUCK NORRIS!
FISH!
BAGELS!
THINGZ!
OTHER THINGZ!
and maybe some custom systems, but do you care about those?

[Spike21]

Originally posted by Scarface Larry
MT11'S BALLS!

.. yeah

[Meiscool-2]

I'm sorry, but this sounds horridly stupid.

[Scarface Larry]

It's made to be

[ZeroKirbyX]

While I applaud your effort, I have to agree with MIC. This game seems random, but not funny random, if you know what I mean.

[drenrin2120]

Sorry, but Chuck Norris or any body part of Chuck Norris hasn't been random since 1995.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Originally posted by drenrin2120
Sorry, but Chuck Norris or any body part of Chuck Norris hasn't been random since 1995.

If you make a Chuck Norris joke its fine, only if you actually watched Walker Texas Ranger when it was on. If you make them only because of the fad its off limits.

[DragonBlaze]

Sorry, but it sounds stupid. Games that are 'stupid-funny' can be good, but I just find this 'stupid-stupid'. A game that just picks on cliches and the rtp have been done a lot, and they never turn out good.

[drenrin2120]

Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX

quote:

Originally posted by drenrin2120 Sorry, but Chuck Norris or any body part of Chuck Norris hasn't been random since 1995.

If you make a Chuck Norris joke its fine, only if you actually watched Walker Texas Ranger when it was on. If you make them only because of the fad its off limits.

I actually did watch it. My mom actually liked Chuck Norris and Walker Texas Ranger. I thought it was okay, it wasn't as cheesy as some of his movies. Well, the episodes I saw.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Originally posted by drenrin2120

quote:

Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX quote: Originally posted by drenrin2120 Sorry, but Chuck Norris or any body part of Chuck Norris hasn't been random since 1995. If you make a Chuck Norris joke its fine, only if you actually watched Walker Texas Ranger when it was on. If you make them only because of the fad its off limits.

I actually did watch it. My mom actually liked Chuck Norris and Walker Texas Ranger. I thought it was okay, it wasn't as cheesy as some of his movies. Well, the episodes I saw.

Then you have the right to make them XD Its when I see these guys making Chuck Norris jokes and you ask em "Whos Chuck Norris" and they can't describe him.

[drenrin2120]

lol, well, he's not too hard to describe after watching even one fight scene from a movie of his. I like to describe in three words... "Kung-Fu Cowboy".

[ZeroKirbyX]

Originally posted by drenrin2120
lol, well, he's not too hard to describe after watching even one fight scene from a movie of his. I like to describe in three words... "Kung-Fu Cowboy".

Why did those jokes start anyways? Do you have any idea? The guys like 50 with 3 kids.

[CoolZidane]

This brings me back. I remember the good old days when I had worked on my RPG spoof, WTF?.  

WTF? was a game that at times made you ask that very question. It had far-out comedic moments, but, at the same time, provided a satirical view of fanboyism, cliches, overreaction (aka whining) about RTP, and the departure of story from some modern RPGs. It did all this, but it also had a level of seriousness to it that I believe is earnestly important.

What I'm trying to say is that a good RPG spoof isn't just a spoof. It is a game, like any other. It needs to be focused, not just random jokes pieced together through a half-assed plot. The game needs to have an aim. It shouldn't just be one of those random "Cliche, lol" kind of games. It needs a solid plot, like other games. That's what WTF? lacked in its original conception, which is a big reason why I canned the project. But someday, WTF? will return, with a plot that actually carries the game, while jokes abound throughout.