Don't you just hate it when...

[Pythis]

When your still eating and someone asks "Oh would you like more" Okay just dont let me finish eating Okay?

[Drighton]

I hate it when people take advantage of the express lane just because its open.

Just because the thing says "15 items or less" doesn't mean you can race the guy with two items over there then take for-freaking-ever to check out while I'm sitting there with my two items.

And it doesn't stop at that. You can have two items and be standing behind a whole slew of 15 item carts. Then the loser wastes time fishing for exact change,or starts disputing the price of an item, or pays with a check and the lady has to do her "90 on 1" crap and wait for some other lady to turn a key. You do that in a regular lane, not the express lane! Thats why its called the express lane jerk, because it supposed to go faster than the other lanes!!

I just wanted to buy a drink!!! I'm paying with a credit card! In, swipe, out! I wasn't devoting my whole day to this!

Oh, and what really steams me is when the "15 item" cart had like 18 items in it and the moron starts acting all "Oh, there are 18 items!? I thought I only counted 15. Hmmm. Isnt that wierd. *moronic chuckle*" Honestly, who CAN"T count to 15!?

Here is a general rule I hope everyone will follow so I don't snap on you one day.
If you can't carry what your buying in your hands, DONT GET IN THE EXPRESS LANE!!!!


/vent off (i feel better now)

[Drace]

I only race people if I have 2 or 3 things. But that's mostly because I'm in a hell of a hurry.

[Drighton]

Originally posted by Drace
I only race people if I have 2 or 3 things. But that's mostly because I'm in a hell of a hurry.

Ah yes, but you can carry what your buying in your hands. Express-lane etiquette says that you can race someone then.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Why is it even called an "express" lane? I see people put food back and buy just the maximum, just to get in. It's always the express lanes that are the most un-expressful.

BTW, Don't you hate it when...

People save spots for others in line. Then say "I was saving it for a friend." What? Is your friend matter more to you than my life. I'm starving, and your friend can get in front of me because he's your friend? Weak. Just weak. The line moves every two minutes, because the "special" kids get to the front of the line, and teachers don't even have to get in line. They just walk to the side of the line and grab whatever they can get their filthy hands on. I hate my school!!

[Drace]

Muahahaha! But serouisly, I onlt race if I need to go to school soon-ish or work or stuff like that. Mostly I race then with a Dr. Pepper and something to eat.

[Drighton]

Ha, i live at the source. Dr Pepper, bottled in Texas

I work in an inlet inside a grocery store, so when I'm hungry I just go out and grab stuff. Of course, I don't have the luxury of waiting in line because I have to answer the phone and deal with customers, so I need to go in and out. It doesn't always work though.

Just like you Drace, I buy a drink and a small snack and end up waiting in line behind some jerk, sometimes having to abandon my place to handle a customer who is waiting at my booth or answer a phonecall, only to go through the whole process again.

Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Why is it even called an "express" lane? I see people put food back and buy just the maximum, just to get in. It's always the express lanes that are the most un-expressful.

It would be express if people abided by the no-cart rule. Hell, even take cash out of the equation and you have an even more express lane.

Thats it. I'm changing the way things are done. In Texas, you are liable to get shot if you use a cart or cash in the express lane.

[Sqoad]

When a person tries to persuade someone into giving him the gun:
"Give me the gun slowely" - What so YOU have it instead?

When someone wants to taste something:
"Can I taste that?" - Yes if you EAT it....

When you ask someone if they want to have $€)( and the partner answers:
"No I have a headache" - And you just got it for the fortyfifth night? You need a doctor!

Or when the partner ask:
"Wanna play Doctor?" - Does doctor have $€)( with their patiets?

When you are up in a tree some people will say:
"Jump down from that tree!" - So I break a leg!?!

When your child wants a friend to stay over:
"I have invited a friend to stay over. Is that all right?" -  You did WHAT without checking first!?!

[Dragonchick93]

"Dont wear THAT in school."what?dont wear what?

"Can you get me a cookie?" wha-what the hell dude.the frikin jar is right in front of you!!!!

[Drace]

When you are kissing a girl and her father comes. "What are you doing to my daughter?!" I'm kissing her, duh.

[Sqoad]

When you hurt your nose people always asks:
"What happened to your nose?" - I BIT IT!!!

When you buy at the store they sometimes say:
"Here's the reciept and the change." - What!? Really? I thought it was a bird...

When people walk in to you they sometimes say:
"Watch yourself!" - What about "Sorry" you f***head

When you visit any store les'say the pharmicy they say:
"Come again" - What? You like it when I am sick!?

When you broke a leg the doctor will say:
"Is this the damaged leg?" - No! It is the one that isn't bent to a creepy direction!

Last of all:
"Who are you" - Your death!

[wildguy3922]

Originally posted by Drace
When you are kissing a girl and her father comes. "What are you doing to my daughter?!" I'm kissing her, duh.

HOW DID YOU KNOW? XD XD

[Dragonchick93]

Originally posted by Drace
When you are kissing a girl and her father comes. "What are you doing to my daughter?!" I'm kissing her, duh.

*sigh*
*blush*
thats why my dad makes me keep my door open when i have "guy"friends over.

[Blademon]

Lol Dragonium I agree with most of your gripes.

But some, It's not a big deal and are actually better that way.
Asking for the time for example, you're walking down the street thinking about what you need to buy for back to school when out of nowhere someone comes and says "What is the time"

You would be like wtf? See, poiting to the wrist makes you start THINKING about "I don't have a watch and I need to know what time it is, can you please help me?". It eliminates that 2-3 second daze where you didn't expect anyone to disturb you, which it's true, we accord a lot more importance to it than it really diserves.