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MrMister
damn u vile woman
Royal
Posts: 3,506
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Reply #15 on:
October 28, 2006, 02:29:55 AM »
LOTI: Laughing on the inside.
Also, how do you get a dead baby into a jar?
A BLENDER.
How do you get him out?
TOSTITOS.
What do you get when you decapitate a baby?
An erection.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off it's head.
What's tiny but can't fit through a doorway?
A baby with a javelin in it's head.
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you look like an orphan
Meiscool-2
Sage
Posts: 7,030
If you support n00bs, you support communism.
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Reply #16 on:
October 28, 2006, 02:41:03 AM »
XD
You are a horrible person.
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MrMister
damn u vile woman
Royal
Posts: 3,506
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Reply #17 on:
October 28, 2006, 03:49:46 AM »
No.
Horses
are terrible people.
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DeusExMachina
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Posts: 50
I spit hot fire
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Reply #18 on:
October 28, 2006, 03:53:49 AM »
twelve inches long and makes women scream?
Stillbirth
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Razor
Staff
Sage
Posts: 6,247
2 cool 4 skin
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Reply #19 on:
October 28, 2006, 04:40:39 AM »
What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
My penis is not in a watermelon.
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Always right.
Archem
One, one too many schizophrenic tendancies
Global Moderator
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Posts: 15,012
I made a fortune in toothpicks, but I lost it all in a fire.
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Reply #20 on:
October 28, 2006, 04:44:46 AM »
Why can't my dead baby play guitar?
Because a guitar doesn't fit in my blender.
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I Have a Sandwich
I'm Not ZKX. Quit it, I'm tired of it
Exemplar
Posts: 1,498
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Reply #21 on:
October 28, 2006, 04:57:05 AM »
What do you call a dead baby on the floor with no arms and no legs?
Mat
What do you call two babies hanging over the window?
Kurt 'n Rod
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MrMister
damn u vile woman
Royal
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Reply #22 on:
October 28, 2006, 05:02:10 AM »
What do you call a boiled dead baby? Stu.
What's worse then 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's the difference between a dump truck full of dead babies and a helicopter?
I don't have a helicopter in my garage.
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I Have a Sandwich
I'm Not ZKX. Quit it, I'm tired of it
Exemplar
Posts: 1,498
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Reply #23 on:
October 28, 2006, 05:06:42 AM »
What's the difference between a pile of garbage and a pile of dead babies?
The pile of garbage smells better.
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