Whoever posts last wins! (discontinued)

[Grandy]

Everyone Loves Magical Trevor

 

The tricks that he does are ever so clever

Look the cow
Disappearing cow
Where's the cow?
--I can't understand what he sings from this point on =P--


He's back and he's got a new trick.
Magical Trevor is 10 times as slick as the last time,
the last time you saw him,
now you can see why we really adore him.

You might think his new trick is sick,
sawing a pigeon in half with a stick.
Look at the pigeon, now it's in 2.
Oh my it's rear end is having a poo.

Look at the mess in aisle 2.
Aisle 2, that's the place where we store the Ragu.
There's So Much Raguuuuuu.

[Moosetroop11]

I slew the raguu

[FFL2and3rocks]

The words to the first song:
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Everyone loves Magical Trevor
The tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now disappearing a cow
Where is the cow hidden right now?

Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip
It's made of magic, and with a little flick
Yeah yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Yeah yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Back back
Back from its magical journey

What did he see?
In the parallel dimension?
He saw beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans
Oh beans, lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans
Yeah, yeah

[Chaotic_Death]

Meh.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Damn, I almost won.  

[coasterkrazy]

Maybe i'll be lucky with this one.

EDIT: I won!

[Chaotic_Death]

Boo.

[Grandy]

 YOU SCARED ME!

[FFL2and3rocks]

Originally posted by coasterkrazy
EDIT: I won!

You would've won twice if Chaotic_Death posted a half hour later.

[Teto]

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[Grandy]

 My name is Ndy, Gra Ndy

[barnsalot]

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[FFL2and3rocks]

Barnsalot? How do you barn something? And why are you doing it a lot?

[Reain_]

DARN I would have won in just 5 minutes the last time i had posted ....

oh well heres a song to enjoy ^_^


"Funny Farm"

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!

[coasterkrazy]

Oooh, you almost got away with that!