Whoever posts last wins! (discontinued)

[Bluhman]

Come on, everybody!

OK, Mr. Sunshine!
Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy
Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari on the Swing
Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy
Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari on the Swing
Ima, hajimaru yo kimi to boku no mitaiken adventure

Sky, terashi-te yo, ohisama wa bokura no spotlight sa
Oh Smile, kikoeru yo, tokai no shareru Swing Beat
Odorou yo, Dance, Dance, Dance!
Kurukuru mawaru, kumo wo tsukinukete, kimi to korogaritai
Ai no kakera wo atsume sora ni ukabeyou Oh Yeah

OK, Mr. Sunshine!
Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy
Nana, nanana nananana Bokura no symphony
Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy
Nana, nanana nananana Hajikeru fantasy
Ima, hajimaru yo kimi to boku no mitaiken adventure

Hoo! Augh! Come On! Hoo!

Tonight, terashi-te yo, hoshi zora wa bokura no blacklight sa
Tuxedo oshareshi-te odorou bokura no rhythm de
Hayari no Step, Step, Step!

Kaze kitte mawaru shisen wa kugizuke sa, Kimi no katamaritai
Futari wa unmei no naka ni makikomaretanda Oh Yeah

OK, Mr. Sunshine!
Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy
Nana, nanana nanananana Tokimeki destiny
Nana, nanana nanananana Katamari Damacy
Nana, nanana nanananana Yappari I love you
Kyou mo dokoka de deai umareru ai hi ni yaketahada

I'm bored.

[Kinslayer]

Manowar: Warriors of the World (United):

Here our soldiers stand from all around the world
Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry
All are gathered here, victory is near
The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all

We alone are fighting for metal that is true
We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry
Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky

[Chorus:]
Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world
Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of the world

Many stand against us, but they will never win
We said we would return and here we are again
To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain
We are the hammer of the gods, we are thunder, wind and rain.

There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands
With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man
I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie
And in their final hour they shall confess before they die

[Repeat chorus]

If I should fall in battle, my brothers who fight by my side
Gather my horse and weapons, tell my family how I died
Until then I will be strong, I will fight for all that is real
All who stand in my way will die by steel

Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world

[Repeat chorus to fade]

[Taern]

[At the break of dawn arrive the Riders of Rohan. They stop with their horses and stare at the number of Sauron's
forces in front of Minas Tirith. We see Èowyn, disguised as Dernhelm, Merry with her. Both stare wide eyed. Èowyn
places her arm around Merry.]









Èowyn/Dernhelm: "Courage, Merry, courage for our friends."





Orc leader: "Form ranks, you maggots! Form ranks!"





[The orcs start to march towards Théoden and his men. He rides in front of the long line of riders.]


Théoden: "Èomer! Take your éored down the left flank!"

Théoden: "Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center!"

Théoden: "Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall!"

Théoden: "Forth! And fear no darkness"

Théoden: "Arise! Arise, Riders of Théoden!"


[As Théoden rides past her, Èowyn hides her face.]


Théoden: "Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered!"


[Théoden rides before his men.]





Théoden: "A sword day...a red day...and the sun rises!"


[The riders point out their spears and before the White City, the orc kneel down, doing the same.]


Èowyn/Dernhelm: "What ever happens, stay with me. I'll look after you."


[The King rides past his men, hitting their spears with his sword as he goes.]





Théoden: "Ride now...Ride now...Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!"


[He stops and prepares to face Sauron's army.]


Théoden: "Death!"

Rohirrim: "Death!"


[Èowyn takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself.]


Théoden: "Death!"

Rohirrim: "Death!"

Théoden: "Death!!!"

Èowyn and Merry: "Death!!!"





Théoden: "Forth, Eorlingas!"


[As the sun rises, the Rohirrim blow into their horn and they ride.]


Yay!

[Kinslayer]

I'll win. O yes, I'll win.

[Cerebus]

You'll loose. O yes, you'll loose.

[Kinslayer]

No, I'll win, I feel it!

[Cerebus]

And what if you don't..?

[Kinslayer]

No, there is no "I won't" I'll win! JAJAJAAAAA

[Cerebus]

I'm not so sure...someone will probably post just after you...

[FFL2and3rocks]

You know about the no-posting-twice-within-24-hours rule, riiiiiiiight?

[Razor]

Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
There's only one rule to this game, and it is followed.
If any two or more people posts more that three posts each in rapid concession, they will lose their rights to win. In addition to this penalty, Razor, who hasn't started playing yet, shall gain an extra point to his name.

Well, that's what it said until you edited it out.

[Linkizcool]

heeheehee im gonna winimgonnawinimgonnawin hahaha and there nothin you ca di about it hahahaha

[Cerebus]

Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
You know about the no-posting-twice-within-24-hours rule, riiiiiiiight?

Of course I knew, but nobody cared about it, so I thought it was abolished ( I'm not sure if it is the good word ).

[Grandy]

Scene 3

[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the
behind you looked--
DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an
inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to our outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our
society! If there's ever going to be any progress--
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how
d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the
Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an
autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We
take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the
week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal
affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear
that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing
me, you saw it didn't you?

[MrMister]

RAH RAH RAH!