Zelda fans

[Spike21]

look wut i found  lol

 "The Real Time Master"


[Link]
Can you turn off your nintendo please?
Can you turn off your nintendo please?
Will the real Time Master please save the game
I repeat, will the real Time Master please save the game
We're gonna have a boss fight here..

Y'all act like you never seen a hero before
Swords on the floor, like Malon and Talon just burst in the door
and started tearing off my tunic worse than before
They first learned I was a whore, throwin me in her stables (MOO!)
It's the beginning of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just choose a corny name for my profile like I think he did, did he?"
And Ganon said...nothing you cuccos!
Ganon's gone, he's locked in the sage void! (oh no!)
Hyrule women love the forest boy
[*voice turntable: clink clink ca-chink]
"Time Master, I'm sick of him
Z-Target him, walkin around grabbing his Hyrulian shield,
Flippin at the skeletons in the field, "Yeah but he has nice tights though!"
Yeah, I probably let a few Poe loose to get some dough
But no worse, than when you're stuck with Navi's icon
Sometimes I want to get on PS2 and have a better controller, but can't
but it's cool for Sora to obtain the kingdom key
"My keyblade is bashing you, my keyblade is bashing you"
And if I'm lucky, they might just steal another Final Fantasy idea
And that's the adventure that you role play with Link
And expect them not to know what a Gossip Stone is
Of course they gonna know what time it is
By the time they hit it with an ice cream cone
They got a watch on, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but game characters.." Well, some of us are dorks
who dream of me as if I was on a fork (Mhm...)
But if we can write Link obsession lists
then there's no reason why they can‘t resist (Uhh..)
But if you want me like I want the new 2005 game, I got a better bod
Players wave your controllers, play the melody and it goes..

[Chorus: Link]

I'm the Time Master, yes I'm the real Master
All you other Time Masters are just stupid bastards
So won't the real Master of Time please save the game,
please save the game, please save the game?

[Link]

Link doesn't even have an adult form in Gamecube;
well I do, so kill Windwaker and kill that talking boat too
You think I give a cuccos about a heart container?
Half of you bosses can't even strike me, let alone beat me
"But Link, what if you lose, wouldn't you save the game?"
Why? So the players have to restart to play?
So they have to, start at my treehouse at the end of the day?
Nayru, starting at Ganon's Castle better send me to Hylia's pond
So I can play the fishing game and catch a 3lb fish
And hear me complain to the guy that made me miss?
You bald guy, you better give me a refund, you blinded me!
"Yeah, you have to press the Z button to reel 'em in, hee-hee!"
I should download the trailer for the 2005
And show the whole world how good I look on my dive
I'm sick of these GB games, they make me look like a cat
So I have to play the Nintendo game to look phat  [Ah-ha!]
And there's a million of us that roleplay with me
Who act like me; who just don't like the Windwaker like me
Who wear the Majora's Mask like me; ride, fight and destroy Ganon like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite pretty!

[Chorus]

I'm like a Navi to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
things you already know when you read the manual and walkthrough
The only difference is that she's got the flashing icon to annoy
when you're fighting a boss and she won't stop into you press that C button
I just want to swat and step on her
And whether you're honest enough to admit it [Yup] I just deal with it
better than most of you players can survive Ganon
Then wonder how can he steal the triforce from the Sacred Realm
It's stupid; cause if he tries to do it again in 2005
He'll probably be the only person in the sage void sex changing
Wondering if he'll find a way out by flirting with Rauru
And when he gets out he'll try to seduce me
And I'll probably respond to his advances because I'm a whore in Hyrule
He could even take the Triforce again and come to power
Or build a castle, kidnapping and screaming
"I wear woman's underwear!"
With a dress on and his breasts up
So, will the real Time Master please save the game?
And make sure you don't end up like Ganon without any aim
And be proud to defeat him outta Hyrule and back in the void
one more time, laugh when you do, 'cause the next game I'll come out on Zoids!

[Chorus 4x]

Ha ha
Guess we'll have to wait until 2005
Darn it, let's all play again

i found it on this zelda hippy site

[chocobomaster09]

lol too bad they dont have the music version of it, then that would be a nice find!

[dragoninja]

Originally posted by Hector
My girlfriend looks ******* sweet dressed up as Princess Zelda... her little behind just looks gorgeous in the mirror when she bends down to examine my Master Sword.  :p

Aw C'mon! I'm supposed to be able to EAT after I've visited this site! D00de!

Although I am a Zelda fan... or more like a Link fan (Zelda herself does almost nuthin' in any of the Zelda games...)

[wildguy3922]

 

My girlfriend looks ******* sweet dressed up as Princess Zelda... her little behind just looks gorgeous in the mirror when she bends down to examine my Master Sword.

IC