Stupid super powers uses

[Dashman]

While talking with a friend, I got this idea. Someone post a power/magic/ability/whatever, the next person should think on a stupid way to use it (no objects allowed, just abilities)

Example:
Fire controlling

Reply:
Toasting bread
Invicibility

Reply:
Kick a president in front of many persons

Well, I guess you got the idea
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Rules:
Abilities/powers/etc... can be repeated, as long as the next person's answer is different from the last times (I mean, if someone already posted about controlling fire and the answer was to use it to toast bread, don't say that you would toast some bread again.)
Don't use your powers for evil or good, use them for random and stupid things, as long as it have something to do with the ability(if you could fly, don't say that you would watch tv.)

Well, the next person should answer this:

What would you do if you could fly?

[ZeroKirbyX]

Throw birds into jet engines. Duh.

Underwear breath.

[Dashman]

Underwear? I think that I forgot to mention. The use have to be the stupid part, not the ability

[Grandy]

 I think he meant underwater.
 If so, throwing fishes at boat's engines, duh.

 Being made of rubber (like Mr. Fantastic)

[Seth Mitchell]

Scratche my *** from around the world, the smell my finger.

Jump High

[Dashman]

get into my neighbor's second floor open window to steal his stuff

control electricity

[blaze_shinigami]

Blow the world's lightbulbs at once. MWAHAHAHAH!!!

The Summoning of Fiends

[Grandy]

 YOU! DO MY HOMEWORK! NOW!
 YOU! CLEAN THE HOUSE! NOW!
 YOU! SCRATH MY HEAD! NOW!

 That's about it.

 Vanishing power.

[drenrin2120]

uh.... to vanish?

The ability to read people's minds.

[Razor]

Find out whats on the TV tonight.

Control over fruit

[drenrin2120]

Make some fruit smoothies.

To levitate

[Dashman]

put a person upside down and shake him until he drops all his money, or, it it only the power to levitate myself, take the person as high as I can and tell him that I'm going to drop him

Super strenght

[FFL2and3rocks]

Open a jar of pickles easily.

X-Ray vision.

[blaze_shinigami]

let's just say sexual predation galore.

Adamantium Claws

[Dashman]

Jk, I would scratch my nose

Control other person's minds