Childhood Stories

[Almeidaboo]

Tell us a funny childhood story, just to cool off from the Hollywood thread!

*WARNING: my story means no offense to black people. It happened when I was a child and it was funny because it reflects both my immaturity and my grownth in the "knowing the world" thing*

I was about 3 or 4, and I was in my Dadīs work (heīs a dentist) when a black kid came in with his mother. I live in a place where Japanese people are a majority, so I has never seen a black person. So I wentīnear the kind and asked:

"- Who painted you?"

LOL, my mom was so ashamed that she pulled my ear...Oh my...

So, tell us yours!

[smokey_locs2002]

haah, thats funny. I rememver one time I was outside playing and in the mud when i was like 5 and I came back into the house and my mother yelled "LOOK AT YOUR FACE!!" and I was looking up at my forehead and I told her "I can't"

[Drighton]

Almeidaboo
"Did God paint you?"

Azeem
"Did God paint me? For certain."

Almeidaboo
"Why?"

Azeem
"Because Allah loves wonderous variety."

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Drighton

quote:

Almeidaboo "Did God paint you?"

quote:

Azeem "Did God paint me? For certain."

quote:

Almeidaboo "Why?"

quote:

Azeem "Because Allah loves wonderous variety."

This seems racially bias...

[Revolution911]

Your father is the devil.

[Razor]

Regarding my childhood: I have no childhood. I never existed.

[Desimodontidae]

Once, when I was like 15, I called this guy a negroid. It was great.

[Spike21]

... i was put on life support... well it's kinda hard to remember but its a story

[rush_fan]

i spit on some kid right in front of his mom- i was like 6 or 7

[~*Sweet Ichifo*~]

Hmm...well, I just tripped on a carpet and stubbed my toe.

Lets see..

when I was 8 I pronounced 'Duracell' 'drakell' and my dad laughed so hard he almost died. >___>

I pronounced 'elite' 'ee-light' when on the phone with Ronnie (Desimodontidae) >___>

Oh, and when I was 5-6 I wanted a bike. so I asked my dad for it, and he said "do you have money?" and I said "well, no, because I dont have any pockets!"

>_<

I'm sure theres more but I cant remember.

[Shady Ultima]

When I was about 11 or so, I went to Toronto, and I saw this guy with a ton of piercings. I stared at him with super wide eyes, since I had never seen that before. My mom had to apologize, but the man thought it was hilarious.

I went to a meat shop when I was really young and there was a black man, and I was so scared of him, I had never seen a black person before so it was really weird. I, of course, just stared like a little freak, and my mom again had to apologize.

Ah, little kids are so stupid

[Linkizcool]

I snuck a bottle of Labatt Blue when I was five.

[Snake Eater]

After seeing Bambi for the first time, I ran outside and ate some grass.

And yelled "Look at me! I'm Bambi!"

[Meiscool-2]

I smoked the wrong end of a cigerate when I was 3.

[Revolution911]

Well, I remmeber running into my bedroom door for fun. And I eventually broke through it.