Childhood Stories

[Red XIII]

good stories, everyone!!
Hereīs one on me...
I was little (about 5 or something) and I was at the marriage party of an uncle.
When nobody looked, a cousin (We have the same age) and me drank the rest of the glasses that the old ones (my parents among them) left! (without them realizing of course!). Iīm not sure what they had... I think it mustīve been something sweet (like sidra (donīt remember its name in english)).

The result? around 12:00 I fell asleep. But my cousin started to run like hell!!!!!

Kids, donīt try this at home!  

[Kinslayer]

Originally posted by Red XIII
good stories, everyone!!
Hereīs one on me...
I was little (about 5 or something) and I was at the marriage party of an uncle.
When nobody looked, a cousin (We have the same age) and me drank the rest of the glasses that the old ones (my parents among them) left! (without them realizing of course!). Iīm not sure what they had... I think it mustīve been something sweet (like sidra (donīt remember its name in english)).

The result? around 12:00 I fell asleep. But my cousin started to run like hell!!!!!

Kids, donīt try this at home!  

Well, I was a baby then, but could that be the reason why I don't drink right now? You did this to me brother! You did, because I didn't want to be you!

[Linkizcool]

When I was 4, I used to put banana peels on the ground and hide in a corner and watch my grandma slip on them.

[neb87]

Originally posted by Linkizcool
When I was 4, I used to put banana peels on the ground and hide in a corner and watch my grandma slip on them.

Lol

[rush_fan]

Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks

And when I was in fifth grade, a bird pooped on me. Where? On my shoulder, of course.

One time my dog hurled all over me...

[ZeroKirbyX]

When I was little (somewhere 2-4) I was running at my grandma's, slipped on a rug, and slammed my head into the table. I still have a dent when I raise my eyerows.

I would also sit opn the floor and hit my head into the floor for entertainment.

And about 2 weeks ago a friend o' mine and I were fighting, he decided to use a "hudoken" (sp? XD) and litterally fragmented one of the schools steel rodded windows. So funny.

[Bluhman]

How does one shatter something made out of steel using the Hadoken, when it's physically and scientifically impossible!?

[ZeroKirbyX]

It was great. He pulled back his hands into the hadoken pose, went foward, I ducked, and he hit the window. It was funny as hell.

[shadus]

One time a waiter came to us to get our orders and he was realy ugly and I said "Look a clown!".Then he want crazy and tryed to thrash the place.Than he was fired.Think it was around the age of 4.

[Linkizcool]

Ooooooo! It's so funny when a little kiddo points out stuff like that!

[coasterkrazy]

Originally posted by Linkizcool
When I was 4, I used to put banana peels on the ground and hide in a corner and watch my grandma slip on them.

You were quite the sadistic little boy! XD

[Dragoon de Sol]

When I was a baby, I was launched out of my stroller four feet forwards.

[Archem]

When I was born, I wasn't breathing, so I came out blue. My dad refused to accept that the blue alien ws his son. And then I ate a toilet bowl cleaner when I was, like, three. And I've almost been hit by a car over five times, ranging back to when I was barely old enough to walk up until three years ago. And about two years ago, I was riding my bike really fast in the rain, whiched caused visibility through my glasses to drop to a VERY low level, and I got hit by a parked car. And of course, There was the time I was in a cardboard box on my friend's roof. I was duct taped in it, and I started to slide down! The front part got caught in the house's guttar system, and I front-flipped off the roof! I landed right-side up (miraculously), so I didn't break any bones (and I still haven't), but my butt hurt for a week! And one day, I started saying words that rhymed with "duck". After I ran out, I went through the alphabet, replacing the "d" with other letters ("a" would be auck, "b" would be buck, "d" would be duck, etc.). Eventually, I got to "f"... Grounded for a week.

[ZeroKirbyX]

I have fallen off a roof before, been hit by 7 cars, had my leg run over by an old lady and her Cadillac. Old lasies = evil.

[Spike21]

i tried to snowboard off my roof once.
my bro put me in a large cardboard box and rolled me down a large flight of stairs