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[Big_Duke]

        REASONS TO BE MISERABLE
Reasons to be miserable:
In my brain a pain,
Very little turns me on,
Marvin is my name.
I'm a robot,
It's my lot,
A robot full of cares.
I'd feel a little better if they broke me up for spares.
Everything I say or do, I find the world condemning,
If I had my time again, I'd rather be a lemming.

I'm just a menial robot.
Oh well.
They drive my crazy with their:

"Marvin, close the door."
Well isn't it enough to make you
"Tidy up the floor."
You know, it spoils a robot's day.
"Marvin, when you're finished you can put yourself away."
I'm going to flip my lid!
They treat me like a kid!

Robot naughty, robot bad,
Robot happy, robot sad.
"Who's a clever robot lad?"
It would drive a human mad.
Robots are inhuman,
Robots are inhuman.
Human robots are in,
Human robots are in.

I get no satisfaction.
I'm bored.
Can't bear these humans when they

Make me do their work,
I'd rather be a calculator.
Treat me like a jerk.
Hahaha, that'll be the day.
Pat me on the head,
I'd rather be a percolator.
It'd be no trouble just to bubble life away.

Don't get a holiday,
Or friends to stay.
How can a robot think
With his elbows in the sink?

"Marvin, peel a grape."
Is there no escape?
"Marvin, dig a hole."
"Play some rock and roll."

Yeah, I dig it.
I really hate it when they

Underload my brain,
Washing up the dirty dishes.
Diodes give me pain.
Walking dogs and feeding fishes,
Driving me insane.
Just a metal slave is
What a robot is,
And always... will remain.

      MARVIN
I'm just a robot and I know my place,
A metal servant to the human race,
I work my can off trying to satisfy,
I know they'll disconnect me by and by.

Chip on my shoulder made of silicon,
My printed circuit's like a lexicon,
Ten billion logic functions, maybe more,
They make me pick the paper off the floor.

Solitary solenoid,
Terminally paranoid,
Marvin.

Know what really makes me mad?
They clean me with a Brillo pad.
A carwash wouldn't be so bad.
Life! Don't talk to me about life!

I'm so depressed I could expectorate,
My moving parts are in a solid state,
I want to rust in peace, switch off and lie,
In that great junk yard in the sky.

Solitary solenoid,
Terminally paranoid,
Marvin.

Nothing left to be enjoyed,
Every diode rheumatoid,
Marvin.

Outer alloy,
Inner void,
Marvin.

Happiness has been destroyed.



         MARVIN I LOVE YOU
Long ago, in another galaxy, there lived a gloomy robot. His name was Marvin. He was getting old, and a bit rusty, and nobody liked him. One day, being very bored, he thought it would be a good idea to tidy up all his old programs in his dusty old databank. There were tapes in there he hadn't played for years. Checking them through he accidentally pushed a wrong button, and suddenly he heard:

Marvin, I love you.
Marvin, I love you.

Well, he was sure he hadn't heard that ever before. He wasn't even sure he'd heard it that time, because, being a bored and gloomy robot, he hadn't really been listening. What was worse, he couldn't remember what button he'd accidentally pressed. Anyway, he tried a few switches at random, and suddenly:

Marvin, I love you.
Marvin, I love you.
Remember, I'm programmed for you.
I know we'll work out,
Still, you could brake my heart.
Loving you is all I can do.

Well, he heard it that time alright, no doubt about it. Who was singing these strange words? Was it another robot, or some strange life form from the distant past, when he was a young robot and people still made the occasional attempt to like him? He couldn't make it out at all. So, he pushed a few buttons again.

Marvin, I love you.
Marvin, I love you.

That was it!

I tried to contact Marvin. I don't know why, but he never replied. Perhaps one day he'll answer. Till then, I guess, I'll keep on... trying.

Marvin, I love you.
Marvin, I love you.
Remember, I'm programmed for you.

"Does not compute," he thought, miserably. But at least he knew where to find it in his databank. From then on, he could play it whenever he wanted, think about what he'd missed, and live miserably ever after.

Marvin, I love you.
Marvin, I love you.
Remember, I'm programmed for you.
I know we'll work out,
Still, you could brake my heart.
Loving you is all I can do.
Marvin, I love you.
Marvin, I love you...


Welcom h2g2 fans(Of the BOOKS)
Discuss h2g2 stuff here.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Ah Hitchikers Guide. The Movie sucked ***. The books kicked ***.

*Smoldering ship is in distance*
"Everyone would rather kill themsekves then talk to me."
"Who were you talking to?"
"The ship"
"You talked to the ship?"
"I plugged myself into the ship"
"And what happened"
"It committed suicide..."

[Big_Duke]

Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Ah Hitchikers Guide. The Movie sucked ***. The books kicked ***.

True,this is for BOOK fans though.

[Drace]

I liked the movie...

[ZeroKirbyX]

Originally posted by Drace
I liked the movie...

Well you suck. Hell, Zaphod didn't even have two heads, it like, folded out.

[Big_Duke]

There were 5 good things about the movie
So long and thanks for all the fish
Journey of the Sorcerer(The introducing number for the guide)
Marvin's actors
The new recorded Marvin songs
The vogons meeting ford's towel
maybe a 6th,the stuff that ford does with the towel



What about the BBC series?

[MrMister]

I read a book after I saw the movie. Both were extremely entertaining. I am an Alan Rickman fan, so Marvin is my favorite character.

[ZeroKirbyX]

And these were the last thoughts the the mind of the pentunia:
"Oh not again"

[Big_Duke]

^lol



Why am I here?!
What's my purpose in life?!
Okay,come on,get a grip know.
I'm so excited!
What's this tingling sensation in my,well better start finding good names for things,let's call it a,TAIL! Yeah,that'll do.
What's this brushing across what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind,that'll do until I find a better name for it,it must be very important because there's certainly a hell of alot of it.
I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind?
Hey! Something is coming towards me very fast,it's big,so it needs a large wide sounding name,ow--roun--ground. Ground!
That's it,I wonder if it'll be friends with me?

 [Thud]

[Big_Duke]

There are spoilers,be aware.