Do things to the next poster! Dragon Quest Style!

[shadus]

*S'sNs hop over to SFL.*
*S'sNs uses wisper.*
*SFL uses head nod.*
*SFL learns Summon skill *Shadus Nipples*

[chronoman]

*Chronomans casts rewind*

*Events rewind before ZKX casts big red nose*

*Chronoman Casts mimic*

*Chronoman delivers round house kick in iron mech*

*FFL and ZKX are launched into space*

*FFL and ZKX explode*

*User chunks fall onto Scarface larry*

*Chronoman casts Save porn to PSP memory stick!*

*Porn succesfuly copied!*

*Chronomans pervert rating goes up 69 points*

*Chronoman casts "Burninated"*

*SFL is on fire!*

*Emo Lord asks SFL out on a date*

*SFL refuses*

*Emo Lord eats his own head*

*Chronoman casts class down on SFL*

*SFL new class is Barney and teletubbies*

SFL:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

[shadus]

*Shadus dose the same as in his last post*

*Scarface Larry cast Shadus' Nipples*

*Shadus' Nipples uses Nipples of darkness!*

*Cronoman take full PWNage + Owned damge.*

*Scarface Larry uses Boomstick to kill him off.*

*Cronoman dies.*

[ZeroKirbyX]

*ZKX and FFL cast "Reform like Terminator 2 bad guy"*
*ZKX and FFL reform*
*ZKX  pulls out hammah and beats FFL*
*FFL retalliates with "Groin Kick"*
*ZKX falls to floor*

[Meiscool-2]

*Lord Emo draws near!*
*FFL casts Boomstick*
*Lord Emo is hurt for 43 emotional damage*
*ZKX casts Boomstick*
*Lord Emo is hurt for 9999 emotional damage*
*Lord Emo begins to attack!*
*Lord Emo uses special skill Cut Wrist*
*Party wins!*

[Razor]

*A wild Razor appears*
*A wild MT11 appears*
*Razor uses "Distraction po- uh, car keys"*
Party is distracted!
*MT11 summons "Aslan"*
*Aslan is summoned*
*Aslan uses "maul" on MT11*
*Razor flees the battle*

[chronoman]

*Wild EMO appears!*

*EMO casts "use quiji board!"*

*Quiji succesful!*

*Chronoman spirit: I W I L L B E B A C K !*

*EMO jumps off a bridege.*

*Chronoman posseses his Iron Mech.*

*Chronoman squashes Shadus' nipples!*

*Iron mech gains 23 pwnd points!*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Where's the plot? According to Ace, plot makes a game.
ZKX: Plot?
Shadus: Nipples are funny
MIC: Yeah, like, we have to go someplace to save the world or something?
FFL: You mean, something like saving the world from Raffles?
Shadus: NIPPLES!
MIC: Exactly!
Scarface Larry: So long as I can use my boomstick, it sounds like a plan!
Shadus: ****ing NIPPLES!
MIC: Great, so what do we do first?
ZKX: Shoe
FFL: We need to find an old man that tells us the world is in peril, and only the chosen on-
Shadus: ****ing NIPPLES BITCH!
FFL: -es, and we need to save the world.
Chronoman: woooowoooowooooowoooo! I'm a spoooooooky ghost!
MIC: Where can we find an old man in a world of emos?
Scarface Larry: Hmmmm...
Shad-
MIC: Shutup!
Shadus: *leaves*
ZKX: Let's try that cave over there.
*Everyone walks to cave*
FFL: Hmmm, we can't go in!
MIC: This must be that one cave where you need that key to get in.
Scarface Larry: Damn, so now we gotta go look for a key?
ZKX: Indeed.

[chronoman]

Chronoman:.............BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadus:AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*Shadus has succesfuly craped pants!*

*Shadus gains a +56 in stench!*

MIC:.....Like I said we need a key to fit int-

Shadus:nipples *****!*

MIC:o this....wait a minute!

*MIc puts shadus into the key hold and twists him.

MIC: A nipple key?

ZKX:Works for me.

[shadus]

*Shadus' Nipples take 50 damage*

[neb87]

*Wild Broke Back appears*
*Wild Goth appears*
*Broke Back and Goth join together to create Super EMO*
*neb87 burns Super EMO's journels*
*Super EMO loses 1000000 HP*
*Super EMO gains 1000000 HP from shadus nipples*
*Shadus nipples are destroyed*
*Super EMO cast Depression*
*neb87 is infected with Suicidal Thoughts*
*Super EMO uses Tight Pants loses a turn*
*neb87 rediscovers the internet and Suicidal Thoughts is Removed*
*Super EMO cast 1 Billion Friends on Myspace.com*
*neb87 loses 1000 HP*
*neb87 uses Free MCR tickets and Razor Blades*
*Super EMO Listens to MCR and gains + 500 Suicidal Thoughts*
*Super EMO uses Sucide*
*neb87 laughs and gains 1000 HP*
*MIC uses PMS*
*Archem2 is instantly Killed*
*neb87 flees*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Inrun casts Temporary insanity.*
*Lord EMO is now under Inrun's control before he kills himself.*
*Inrun summons Goth Princess to field.*
*Inrun plays Forced Union.*
*Lord EMO and goth Princess fuse together to form Lord SHMUCK.*
*Lord SHMUCK gains 5000hp.*

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry casts "long and overdone adventure"*

*Casting failed, lol, PWND*

*Scarface Larry: WTF?*

*A wild "casting failed" draws near*

*Scarface Larry: Now that's just STUPID*

*Scarface Larry casts "summon ZKX"*

*ZKX walks over there, he was part of the party anyways.*

*ZKX casts "Summon FFL"*

*FFL casts "on the can"*

*Casting failed, live with it*

*The Casting Failed casts "Boomshtick"*

*Casting failed*

*The Casting Failed casts "Overexagerated sweatdrop"*

*Casting Failed*

*FFL casts "Long and undeniably useless adventure"*

*Casting Succesful, prepare to be transported to a intro*

*ZKX: oh nutbunnies*

*Scarface Larry: I KNEW this would happen, Meiscool told me to listnen, WHY OH WHY DIDN'T I?*

*FFL: Well, this was an unexpected event*

*Scarface Larry: You casted it*

*ZKX: Hey, since when did we have text*

*Scarface Larry: Well, since this is DQ, we're not the main characters.*

*FFL: Thank God*

*ZKX: But we're not NPC's either, I mean, I'm zany and wacky, Larry's, well, Zany and Wacky, and FFL is...*

*FFL: The same*

*Scarface Larry: Actually, we're going to say your absolutely moddish*

*FFL: Meh*

*ZKX: That can only mean one thing:*

*Scarface Larry casts "OMFG GASP"*

*Casting Succesful, you gasp*

*ZKX: We....might be...Villans!!!!*

*FFL: Strange, I never imagined myself as a evil Mod*

*ZKX: Well, none of us are flamers*

*Scarface Larry: Tragic Villans?*

*ZKX: pff, we wish*

*FFL: Yeah*

*Scarface Larry: Maybe....we're talking heros?*

*Zero Kirby Ex: Did anyone just feel like their name was finally said fully?*

*Scarface Larry and FFL: Nope*

*FinalFantasyLegenTwoandThreeRocks: OMG, I just felt it*

*Scarface Larry: I feel left out*

*ZKX: We must investigate this!*

*SCFL: OMFG, my name feels shortened*

*ZKX: Anyways, on with the investigation*

*And they did investigate it*

[shadus]

*Shadus Nipple's Ghost's:Oh sorry my aim was off.*

*Shadus Nipple's Ghost's casts Name longer on MIC*

*Meiscool:Danm that soo hurts..*

[Scarface Larry]

*Along their adventures, our three guys with dialogue ran into many e nemies.....WHO WERE, wait for it......,  EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL*

*A wild flamer draws near*

*ScarFaceLarry: Oh joy, ANOTHER ONE, this forest is full of variety*

*SFL casts "Bucket o' water"*

*The wild Flamer is doused with a bunch of water*

*But SCFL didn't realize that The Wild Flamer didn't refer to flames, but to one who insults people alot*

*FFL casts "Oh, the irony"*

*The Wild Flamer begins to consider the irony of it all*

*ZKX summons "Alanis Morrisette"*

*The wild flamer's head explodes because of the great forces of irony doing 9999 damage*

*ZKX: Honestly, I knew that would happen*



*A Big Green Booger Draws near*

*FFL: O____O*

*SFL: Isn't that taking slimes a bit FAR???*

*ZKX casts big red nose*

*The Big Green Booger has become a Big Red Nosed Booger*

*ZKX: Well, that didn't do anything*

*FFL casts "flame 3"*

*The Big Red Nosed Booger begins to cry because of the horrible insult assault*

*SFL casts "Roundhouse"*

*Chuck Norris kicks the Big Red Nosed Booger for "Mr.T" damage*

*You felled the Big Red Nosed Booger and the wild flamer*

*You get 1 exp*

*ALL: "********************************************"*

*Alex pops out of nowhere*

*Alex: Charas does not promote the blatant use of swears that are so long they take many many asteriks to censor. In asia, many children are put to work to make the asteriks we all take for granted.*

*This has been a Charas public service anouncement*