Do things to the next poster! Dragon Quest Style!

[Majin Deathshade]

Here's the rules:

1: If you post, you must respond to the previous action!

2: If you post, you must put in an action of your own!

3: This topic is dedicated to the Dragon Quest / Warrior series, so you must describe your actions in a Dragon Quest type format!

Here's a few examples:

*Majin Deathshade uses the Fire Slash*

and:

*Majin Deathshade casts Kaboom*

Anyway, that is the end of the examples...  LET"S GET IT ON!!!

*Majin Deathshade picks up a few boulders and throws them at the next poster*

[neb87]

*neb87 uses Defend*
*neb87 cast instant death on Majin Deathshade*

[Razor]

*Razor allows*
*Razor points out "New Game!"*

[shadus]

*Hits the open button and put MGS3 in.*

[Big_Duke]

*Duke pulls power plug to console*
*Duke eats MT11*

[Archem]

*Archem joined the party!*
*Archem was captured by wolves.*
*Archem has left the party.*

[Meiscool-2]

*Meiscool Laughs*
*Meiscool completes casting of Forced Laugh.*

[Spike21]

*Spike21 cast FireBlaze*
*Spike 21 craps pants*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed allows.*
*Ed casts transform.*
*Ed is now Inrun*
*Ed eats self.*

[shadus]

*Shadus sucks his nipples becuase he can.*

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry Pokes a Fwuffy Wittle Kitty with his Sword*

*Fwuffy wittle Kitty casts  Hellfire, Satan's Judgement, Doomsday, Meteor, Holy, OMFG U R SO PWND.

*Scarface Larry takes 999999999999999999999999999999999999 Damage*

*Scarface Larry dies*

*Scarface Larry needs to pee-pee*

[Archem]

*Wolves return Archem.*
*Archem joins the party!*
*Archem is confused.*
Archem: No, I'm not!
*Archem is in denial.*
*Archem cuts off Shadus' nipples.*
*Shadus dies.*
*Archem uses    taunt.*
*Victory!*

[ZeroKirbyX]

*ZeroKirbyX casts Darkness*
*ZeroKirbyX is shrouded in Darkness*
*ZeroKirbyX turns emo*
*ZeroKirbyX cuts self*
*ZeroKirbyX cries about being dumped lesbian grilfriend*
*Darkness is lifted*
*ZeroKirbyX is frightened from emo mode*
*ZeroKirbyX attacks with shoe*
*MIC, Shadus, and Archem all take 1337 damage*

[Spike21]

*Spike21 kicks ZKX in the balls*
*ZKX took 0 damage*
*ZKX resistant to kick in the balls*

[Archem]

*Archem has: 13370000 HP remaining.*
*Archem casts "Guitar Hero".*
*ZKX emo mode receives PWNAGE damage points.*