Favorite Quotes~

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

Originally posted by Midnight9795
"Bark *pants* arf!! arf!!! *howls*" - Kijuki, ^^

Right

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Bern Williams


The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.  ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912


From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.  ~Mabel Louise Robinson


Dogs are miracles with paws.  ~Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy


I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.  They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death.  Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.  ~George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs


Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.  ~Holbrook Jackson


The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.  ~Author Unknown


Dogs' lives are too short.  Their only fault, really.  ~Agnes Sligh Turnbull


My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.  ~Edith Wharton


We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults.  Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.  ~George Eliot


I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.  ~Gilda Radner


Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.  ~Agnes Repplier


One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.  ~Author Unknown


Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.  ~Franklin P. Jones


I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands.  When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat.  For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that.  ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth


When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!  ~David Starr Jordan


Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.  ~Corey Ford


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  ~Phil Pastoret


With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.  ~Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs


The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man.  ~Robertson Davies


Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.  ~Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter


My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.  ~Author Unknown


If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.  ~Andy Rooney


A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.  ~John Holmes


If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.  ~Will Rogers


The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.  ~Mme. de Staël


Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?  But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.  ~Steve Bluestone


To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.  ~Aldous Huxley


They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.  ~Jerome K. Jerome


Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that is how dogs spend their lives.  ~Sue Murphy


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  ~Roger Caras


The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.  ~Mark Twain



I am proud to be refered as such

[Tomi]

"I've got big balls." - AC/DC

[Drace]

To KM: I like cats...

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

Sucks to be you then.

[Midnight9795]

You used my line!!!

[Archem]

Wooden teeth have nothing on a batarang. ~ Me
Dude, she's a hot man! ~ Me
I just hope he doesn't get the vegetarian german ham, that thing's pure evil. ~ Me

Dude, I'm totally quotable!

[Razor]

Dude, I'm totally quotable! - Archem

[Archem]

Originally posted by Razor
Dude, I'm totally quotable! - Archem

See?!

[oooog]

Originally posted by Drace
To KM: I like cats...

Ditto.

Conversation I had:

Girl:  Hi, do you like me?
Me:  ...
Girl:  Why wont you talk to me?
Me:  My brother told me not to.
Girl:  Do you always do what your brother says?
Me:  No
Girl:  Well, talk to me.
Me:  I can't.
Girl:  Why?
Me:  My brother told me not to.
Girl:  I thought you don't do what your brother says.
Me:  I don't, but nobody else has told me to do anything else.
Girl:  Well, I'm telling you to talk to me.
Me:  I can't.
Girl:  Why?
Me:  My brother told me not to.

(This conversation goes on like that for awhile.)

*Inside Story* This girl annoys my brother, and she kicked him in the nads.  So by transitive property, I'm annoyed by her to.

[Blazingheart]

ZerokirbyX: Hasta la toaster

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by oooog
*Inside Story* This girl annoys my brother, and she kicked him in the nads.  So by transitive property, I'm annoyed by her to.

Yes, the transitive property rules.

I touched her hand, her hand touched her boobs, henceforth, I got boob: AD

[Razor]

It has it's drawbacks

You kissed Susy on the lips, she has a sister, her sister has sucked ****.

Ergo, you've kissed another man's asterisks.


Hahaha, oh wow. "Cock" isn't word filtered?

[Archem]

Wait, you're just a cat! Now I am dissappointed, and mildly hungry... ~ Me, just now.

[drenrin2120]

Originally posted by Razor
It has it's drawbacks

You kissed Susy on the lips, she has a sister, her sister has sucked ****.

Ergo, you've kissed another man's asterisks.


Hahaha, oh wow. "Cock" isn't word filtered?

Neither is dick...
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see?

[Archem]

Originally posted by Razor
Dude, I'm totally quotable! - Archem

^ ...That's bullshot, man! ^