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[PyroAlchemist]

Originally posted by Beck Skyler
Q: What would someone like you end up with if, say, for the sake of argument (or more accurately-for the sake of this particular joke), that you were a scientist working in the field of experimental bio-engineering, and you made an erstwhile effort to genetically cross JFK with KFC?
A: All of our best data indicates unequivocally that you would get John Fitzgerald Chicken.

Uh. *scratches head* what? Ah I don't get this at all.

The best joke around. Me =)

[Drace]

To make the last one more simplistic:

Q: What do you get when you cross JFK with KFC?

A: John Fitzgerald Chicken.

[GaryCXJk]

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[Beck Skyler]

what the fook? neways heres another one.

The Pope, a bear, a rabbi, a pirate, a diplomat, a midget, a woman in a coma, a pelican, and your mom were all relaxing on an Eames chair after a furious fortnight of group hate sex when there was a sound at the door. "Knock-knock" went the sound emanating from the door.
Simultaneously, and without missing a beat, an answer broke like a desperate yowl from the throats of the oigers: "Who's there?"
Like a shot from the butt gun of a pre-radicalized 1920's anarchist, came a response from beyond the door: "Banana."
Faster than a duck could rape a lizard in the mouth, our motley crew of freakazoids, safely ensconced in the luxury of their designer seatlery, shook their heads and bleated as a unit, "Orange you glad we've already heard this joke and so shan't be participating (unless of course you are offering substantial financial renumeration)" There was no reply from the other side of the door, save this: One absolute rascal of a fart.

[Archem]

Originally posted by Beck Skyler
what the fook? neways heres another one.

The Pope, a bear, a rabbi, a pirate, a diplomat, a midget, a woman in a coma, a pelican, and your mom were all relaxing on an Eames chair after a furious fortnight of group hate sex when there was a sound at the door. "Knock-knock" went the sound emanating from the door.
Simultaneously, and without missing a beat, an answer broke like a desperate yowl from the throats of the oigers: "Who's there?"
Like a shot from the butt gun of a pre-radicalized 1920's anarchist, came a response from beyond the door: "Banana."
Faster than a duck could rape a lizard in the mouth, our motley crew of freakazoids, safely ensconced in the luxury of their designer seatlery, shook their heads and bleated as a unit, "Orange you glad we've already heard this joke and so shan't be participating (unless of course you are offering substantial financial renumeration)" There was no reply from the other side of the door, save this: One absolute rascal of a fart.

0_o FTW?!

[FFL2and3rocks]

An Italian guy, a Jewish guy, and a gay guy are driving down the street, and they get into a car crash and die.  They tell Saint Peter that they aren't ready to die yet, so he agrees to give them another chance. However, they must give up the one thing they love most. If they don't, then they will disappear.
The three guys agree and are sent back down to Earth.
So they're walking down the street and the Italian guy sees a pizzaria. "Oh, maybe just one slice," he says. He walks into the pizzaria, and poof, he disappears!
Now the Jewish guy and the gay guy are walking down the street. The Jewish guy stops and says "Hey look, a quarter!" So he bends over to pick it up and poof, the gay guy disappears!

[Archem]

FFL, that was brilliant.

[PyroAlchemist]

Originally posted by Archem2
FFL, that was brilliant.

Indeed lol.

[Drace]

What do jews like then? Being a lawyer?

[Tomi]

I think that he wanted us to think the Jew would disappear because he liked finding money.  Lawl.

[Big_Duke]

*Farts*
Merry Christmas

[Drace]

Originally posted by Big_Duke
*Farts*
Merry Christmas

Best joke ever, Big Duke's 'humour'.

[Gary]

Originally posted by Drace

quote:

Originally posted by Big_Duke *Farts* Merry Christmas

Best joke ever, Big Duke's 'humour'.

Indeed >_<

[Emerates]

Paris Hilton once went three days without sex.

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That's not possible.

[neb87]

XD, Wats next Amercias ran by Apes!

Wait nvm, sh!t...