Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[HobomasterXXX]

Granted, you use this converter and it works like a charm! (I hope)
http://wiki.yoyogames.com/index.php/Making_games_work_under_Windows_Vista
I wish that this makes Jet be able to play the game.

[fruckert]

Granted. It makes it play for .2 seconds

I wish that I didn't forget...um...that thing

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. But now I forget who..... and you are?

I wish your avatar would stop working with every song I listen to.

[fruckert]

Granted, it starts working for every song on the planet

I wish that I didn't laugh so hard at what Ed said

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. You never laugh again.

I wish Azumanga Daioh's Anime Network English Dub was inspiration for all other DUBS, so dubs wouldn't suck.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. You never laugh again.

I wish Azumanga Daioh's Anime Network English Dub was inspiration for all other DUBS, so dubs wouldn't suck.

I'm sorry, but the wish you are making would bend time and space, and we cannot allow that.

I wish I was on Xmas break.

[fruckert]

Granted. You now have to work 24/7 during it

I wish that my overworld engine didn't think that right is better than all the other keys

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. Now left is better.

I wish left was north and east was right.

[Lukas]

granted but you still believe its the same

i wish i had over 1,000,000 players too!

[fruckert]

Granted. They are all gay and raping you. That is their form of play

I wish that whenever I make a transparent gif GIMP doesn't **** it all up

[Rahl]

Granted. GIMP ****s you up the-

(not the wish above)
I wish this wish would come true..

[Musha]

Granted, your wish for your wish to come true comes true, thereby causing the entire universe to implode.

I wish for a genie so I can get more wishes.

[fruckert]

Granted. Your second wish is a stupid *** impulse wish for him to be free, and you lose your genie

I wish that GameMaker had Autotiles

[Rahl]

Granted, but they explode ruining the tiles of your living room floor.

I wish water was actually tastless as it should be.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. Soda is made from water, and all soda tastes the same.
I wish I could complete my custom Lego Batcave by tommorrow.