Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Fisherson]

Ganted, it's about three feet tall and the missles are made of plastic.

I wish Disturbed would come out with a new song.

[Musha]

Granted.  It's a cover of "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

I wish He-Man wasn't gay.

[Darkfox]

Granted, now he's an ugly over-muscled chick who looks like she's on steroids.

I wish Orko was badass.

[Fisherson]

Granted, now he's an ugly over-muscled chick who looks like she's on steroids.

I wish Orko was badass.

Granted, but now he's the main villain instead of a henchman and pepole don't wacth the show anyomre.

I wish I had wife and kids.

[Rahl]

Granted but shes get a penis, and the kids are adopted. Grats.

I wish I hadnt overslept class today.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. You oversleep everything else.

I wish Oreo Minis packaged in a cereal format. I think they would sell better that way.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but the Oreos turn out to be the offspring of a alien race and the parents decide to make a ceral out of you.

I wish I wasn't so much of a bimbo when was a TG'd into a girl.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. Instead you are hideously ugly.

I wish I knew when I should post in Forum Gaming threads...

[Rahl]

Granted, never...

I wish I had more motivation to do things...

[Darkfox]

Granted, but now you don't know WHAT to do! Don't you just HATE when that happens?

I wish I had a potato chip.

[Musha]

Granted, but a dog with the trots squatted on it.

I wish I knew kung fu.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but you end up like Kung Fu Joe.

I wish I knew gun-fu.

[Musha]

Granted.  Too bad you don't have any guns.

I wish for guns....lots of guns.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but they are aimed at you.

I wish I picked up wepon (Full-Life Consequences reference).

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. She turns out to be a transvestite.

SCENARIO 2!!!: She sues you for sexual harassment.

I wish life were like anime, with things like slaps 3 times repeated and giant sweat drops etc.