Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rahl]

Granted, everyone in the world is now a nerd, including me as I remain such.

I wish I could tell its not butter.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but you aren't happy to know what it is...

I wish I had some strawberry shortcake.

[Rahl]

Granted now your face is covered in it. Grats

I wish for a great ability to draw anime.

[zuhane]

Granted. But all you can draw is furry dead dog Hitler **** corpse hentai.

I wish I had a face.

[Rahl]

Granted you now look like Drew Berrimore. Grats

I wish I had a leather rolly chair for my desk.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted, but you have so much fun spinning in it that you vomit and then become unconscious. No, actually, the other way around.

I wish I was a wandering soul that could possess the body of anyone.

[Rahl]

Granted but you decide to posess nerds.

I wish for vonage.

[HobomasterXXX]

"Whats that? My hearings going a bit funny as of late... bondage you say? Well ok then you little whippersnapper"
Suddenly you are tied up with leather straps, and a midget is whipping you with a cat of nine tails.

I wish for a copy of Left 4 Dead.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. You get it iriguri on the internets. And are arrest0rz 4 piratesing. And beins and old men.

I wish I had some gummi bears.

[Rahl]

Granted, you are now left for dead. Grats

I wish for a copy of fable 2 that doesnt freeze up every 10 seconds.

[Fisherson]

Granted, you get a copy of fable that doesn't work at all.

I wish I could move at the speed of sound.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted, but you have to show people how it all began. And fly from the underground. And listen to Coldplay 24 hours a day.

I wish Starburst was a single bar of candy goodness.

[Rahl]

Granted, but seeing as its a single's bar and you like candy goodness you are not fat and alone.

I wish for white teeth.

[Fisherson]

Granted! But now for sumreason the rest of you is turns to ivory and an Englishman keeps saying "Exelent!"

I wish I had a real Starship.

[Rahl]

Granted, but fuel has been developed for it yet.

I wish for somthing more...