Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Meiscool-2]

Granted, it's called "Coma"

I wish "Coma" had an actual storyline other then "wake up!"

[EXO Muffin]

The story is that you went into a coma.

I wish that I had a game where I could eat kittens and not get hurt.

[Djanki]

Granted. *Gives you 'The Lion King: Uncut*

I wish that people liked my game.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by Meiscool
Granted, but now you have no weapons.

There ARE no weapons in the game anyway.

I wish that people liked my game.

Granted. Now they hate Meiscool's game. Your game is downloaded so much, Charas' bandwidth collapses and Charas' server crashes. Thanks a lot.  

[aboutasoandthis]

I wish there was a non-stereotypical African American main character in an RPG...who does not act white.

[Djanki]

Granted. You play a 'Bleach' videogame, as Chad, who isn't stereotypical, but barely talks, and likes cute things (like parakeets).

I wish I could get my old Otenko picture back...

[Archem]

Too bad.

I wish that they'd make a good Sonic game, one that returns him to where he belongs: In the Second Dimension!!!

[Darkfox]

Yes but now he's got nothing left to do.

I wish they would STOP making so many hockey and football games!

[Djanki]

Granted. They killed John Madden.

I wish they'd stop making Gran Turismo, for that matter.

[Dragonium]

Granted. Gran Turismo is discontinued, and "Granny Turismo" (The same game only at much slower speeds) becomes the new "must-have" game.

I wish some of the high-end quests on Monster Hunter Freedom were possible to complete without dying from frustration.

[Tomi]

Granted.  They are, you just suck.

I wish Kuja didn't convince me that he was a girl.

[drenrin2120]

granted, instead he's a transexual/rapist who youm eet at a party. He spikes you drink and takes you home with him. Poor Tomi is never seen from again...

I wish RPGMaker was 3d just as easy to use as rm2k3 and resources were plentiful. Oh, and on la computadora.

[Djanki]

Deseo cumplido, pero es en español. Sin traducciones. MUA-JA-JA-JA!!!

I wish that they'd make a new Street Fighter game with SOME reference to Megaman (because it's odd that Megaman X finds the Hadouken and Dragon Fist weapons, but there's no Megaman cameo in Street Fighter).

[Emerates]

I wish RPGMaker was 3d just as easy to use as rm2k3 and resources were plentiful. Oh, and on la computadora.

Granted.  But there are so many resources that you can't fit it on your la computadora.

I wish I had another hard drive with 512GB of space.

[emiiru]

Granted, but now you don't have a computer.

I wish that they'd make a street fighter Alpha 4