Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[CrossStrife]

Granted, you drunkenly fall down an elevator shaft.

I wish I knew what would happen if the Shriners and Lepers got into a ukulele war in Albuquerque, and Weird Al wrote a song about it.

[Angel Walter]

Granted. You realease the song yourself before any of the events described happen and the sudden jump to stardom causes you to commit suicide.
I wish the Linux penguin smoked a cigar.

[CrossStrife]

Granted. It's breathes smoke if your face and you get lung cancer.

I wish the world had fewer idiots.

[luigifan33]

Granted. But unfortunately you are reincarnated as a preppy child who is always happy.

I wish my garage door had a mini gun mounted on the inside that fired blanks
andn small poppers imbedded in my driveway went off and scared the **** out
of everyone.

[fruckert]

Granted but your grammar still sucks.
And it breaks down immediately.


I wish that the next person got a million dollars.

[MissingName]

Granted.  My cousin kidnaps me for a ransom of one million dollars.

I wish there that the next person didn't have a corrupted wish.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, but YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

I wish this wish got corrupted.

[Obvious Sock Account]

Not granted.  Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I wish Drace would take a Jedi picture too.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. But he is able to make Star Wars even more mainstream in the process.

I wish RetroZone made MMC4 boards.

[schilcote]

Granted, but they come in two pieces, and you have to use jumper wires to connect them together.

I wish for nothing.

[Angel Walter]

Granted. You cease to exist, meaning you never wished for nothing which means that you DO exist which causes a paradox which causes the universe to implode!
I wish I said 'which' less in that last sentence.

[Bluhman]

Granted. However, now the sentence makes no sense. In addition to this, two witches are now digging into your flesh. Good to go.

I wish they'd come out with Lucky Star Wars already.

[schilcote]

Granted. But it was rushed and it sucks, then blows up your house.

I wish SSBMEXPERT came out with a poop every half-hour, and they are all exremely high-quality.

Might want to do some googling. Or just misinterpret it.

[fruckert]

Granted, but you get tired of staring at ****.

I wish that that would've been harder to do.

[CrossStrife]

Granted. It gets so hard you cannot come up with a proper way of corrupting it, ruining everything.

I wish I could hang with Foamy the squirrel for a day.