Read this. Now.

[VulcanRaven336]

You thought that was funny?

THIS IS FUNNY:

[Drace]

To Rev: Sorry, I meant Rev.
To Vulcan: ROFL

[drenrin2120]

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. ****ing. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

...

*ahem*

XD

[Drace]

"Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently."
--------------------------------^^^^^^^!!!!!

ROFL


"I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!)"

She's so retarded xD!

[Shady Ultima]

Agreed, I read like 12 chapters... and I laughed my *** off the whole time

[Raen Ryong]

This is more pathetic than funny... firstly, the English is (intentionally) butchered far beyond even "txt tlk" and so is nigh on unreadable.

Secondly, the retarded author is preying on stereotypes created by idiots who feel the need to make themselves appear superior to others.

I mean, it's not even funny -- repetitive and immature describe it far better.

Just to clarify, I don't fit in with the stereotypes of "emo" and "goth" and whatever else this "story" is going on about, but I can't stand that this stupid "emo" fallacy be taken to this level. Most people use "emo" or that as a playful insult, but this is just pathetic.

Honestly, do you know anyone who fits in with the whole "emo" stereotype? How many of the so-called "emo" band members actually have slitted their wrists or whatever? Are you "emo" for merely showing emotion? For thinking emotion brings quality to something?

If you so much but diverge from this "100% happy all of the time, never feel sadness" way of living, you are branded "emo" and "goth". You end up with people hiding their true feelings. Is there really anything wrong with liking "Dark" things? Things that are not entirely happy, but poignant and striking?

It's all false when it comes down to it. Teenage culture has nurtured a new generation of emotion-fearing people...

Phew. Rant over. Suffice to say, this made me a little bit angry. I abhor people like the one who wrote this excuse for a read.

I know I'm likely to be flamed for this, but this is simply me stating why the whole "emo" idea when taken literally is stupid.

[MrMister]

Emo means 'emotive hardcore,' dumbass.

[Revolution911]

Originally posted by Raen Ryong
This is more pathetic than funny... firstly, the English is (intentionally) butchered far beyond even "txt tlk" and so is nigh on unreadable.

Secondly, the retarded author is preying on stereotypes created by idiots who feel the need to make themselves appear superior to others.

I mean, it's not even funny -- repetitive and immature describe it far better.

Just to clarify, I don't fit in with the stereotypes of "emo" and "goth" and whatever else this "story" is going on about, but I can't stand that this stupid "emo" fallacy be taken to this level. Most people use "emo" or that as a playful insult, but this is just pathetic.

Honestly, do you know anyone who fits in with the whole "emo" stereotype? How many of the so-called "emo" band members actually have slitted their wrists or whatever? Are you "emo" for merely showing emotion? For thinking emotion brings quality to something?

If you so much but diverge from this "100% happy all of the time, never feel sadness" way of living, you are branded "emo" and "goth". You end up with people hiding their true feelings. Is there really anything wrong with liking "Dark" things? Things that are not entirely happy, but poignant and striking?

It's all false when it comes down to it. Teenage culture has nurtured a new generation of emotion-fearing people...

Phew. Rant over. Suffice to say, this made me a little bit angry. I abhor people like the one who wrote this excuse for a read.

I know I'm likely to be flamed for this, but this is simply me stating why the whole "emo" idea when taken literally is stupid.

You prep.

[MrMister]

You know she's serious because she's kept it going for 38 chapters.. haha, I can't believe I read 38 chapters of this eye stabbage. It's just so funny..

[Cosmos]

emo ppl are usually the ones saying I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!! LOLZORS!!! *pretends to slit wrists with a 'razor'* Damnit! I'm still aliivez...oh wellz.. and they go on whining to others about their sad little lives like anyone gives two shytes. *shrugs* Or they can be a member of DA.. which is worse.  

[Gary]

 

. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time

Thats the best line of a whatever this is I ever read XD.

[coreystranick]

I read to about chapter 12 or so, this is funny for some odd reason. Maybe becasue I enjoy her author notes at the beginning. Chapter 5 has the best " If you flame you are either a prep or a poser" (Corrected so it was understandable)

The reviews are hilarious as well.

[MrMister]

Draco Malfoy has a huge you-know-what, eh.

[Gary]

Originally posted by MrMister
Draco Malfoy has a huge you-know-what, eh.

Indeed. He has the biggest. Isn't he like way older now though?

[coreystranick]

She is basing this off the first movie I assume, I also love how she says Corpse Bride is a depressing movie. I love that movie.

Edit: "Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked."
That was something that made me giggle