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[Jek]

i found this hilarious

 An essay on Naruto
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Naruto. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Naruto. Indispensable to homosapians today, Naruto is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. The juxtapositioning of Naruto with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Naruto. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Naruto.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he shead new light on Naruto, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Naruto provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Recent thought on Naruto has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Naruto they are changed.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Naruto. Of course, Naruto fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates. Market
Value
Of
Gold
 
  Naruto


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. My personal view is that the market value of gold will continue to follow Naruto for the foreseeable future. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Naruto.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the star of stage and screen Noah Tuigamala 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Naruto. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

I hope, for our sake that Naruto will endure.
Conclusion

To reiterate, Naruto is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It collaborates successfully, puts out 'fires', and it brings the best out in people.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Justin Cruise: 'My Daddy loved Naruto and his Daddy loved Naruto.' [3]
 

[Smokey_locs2006]

Yeah... I guess someone wanted to show everyone he can use big words..This is the goal of many many man anime and cartoons. Naruto has shown nothing new in this department.

[WarxePB]

I'm assuming that someone replaced whatever word with Naruto. The scary thing is, it makes sense (grammatical sense)

[Drace]

I voted no.

[Linkizcool]

Originally posted by Drace
I voted no.

[Razor]

I found it moderately amusing. Even though Naruto sucks, you could replace it with Drace or whatever and still be bizarre.

[Tomi]

Jek, edit your post and replace "Naruto" with "Drace's Balls".  Much funnier.

[SaiKar]

Natuto aside, that's truely an awful essay... I wonder what the word that was replaced is though. Money?

[Jek]

ok, ill edit it:
I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about drace balls. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of drace balls. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is important to remember that ?what goes up must come down.? The juxtapositioning of drace balls with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, obviously. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with drace balls. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course drace balls cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Did I mention how lovely drace balls is? It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We shall examine the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. Inflation  
 
  drace balls


Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Clearly inflation cannot sustain this instability for long. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - drace ballsism and post-drace ballsism.

To quote that most brilliant mind Francis Tuigamala 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with drace balls. History tells us that drace balls will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

Since the Renaissance drace balls has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

To conclude drace balls has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It brings peace, brought up a generation and always chips in.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Whoopi Kournikova: 'It's been nice educating you.'














or another:
An essay on Jek
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Jek. The constantly changing fashionable take on Jek demonstrates the depth of the subject. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, Jek is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably Jek is often misunderstood by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, many of whom blame the influence of television. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Jek.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she could have been making a reference to Jek, but probably not. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Jek is quite good.

Nothing represents every day life better than Jek, and I mean nothing. To put it simply, people like Jek.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Jek. We will study the Greek-Roman model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. National
Debt
 
  Jek


The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Clearly the national debt has always depended upon Jek to a certain extent, but now more that ever. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing the two, equally popular approaches to Jek. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

To quote the famous political Francis H. Amster 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Jek until he was well into his thirties. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Jek.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

To conclude Jek is both a need and a want. It questions, ensures financial stability and most importantly it perseveres.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Christina Morissette: 'I demand Jek, nothing more nothing less.'
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they both have different setting, bbecause i use this website


 

[Bluhman]

See, jek, THIS Is sufficient proof you're trying too hard.

[Tomi]

You, sir, are obsessed with online generators.

[Jek]

Originally posted by Tomi
You, sir, are obsessed with online generators.

actually, yes.

[Bill3000]

Eh, it was fun in my free time to do instead of writing essays. :p

[Osmose]

Give the kid a break. There's potential in this thing:

An essay on Penis

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Penis. Underestimate Penis at your peril. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. The juxtapositioning of Penis with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from global commercial enterprises, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Penis.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' , they shead new light on Penis, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Penis raises the question 'why?'

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Penis. I haven�t. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. Of course, Penis fits perfectly into the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.

      Penis

When displayed this way it becomes very clear that Penis is of great importance. Clearly the annual military budget has always depended upon Penis to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Penis and ones own image of themselves.

To quote nobel prize winner Bonaventure H. Amster 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Penis this is clearly true. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

Why did Penis cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Penis doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

To conclude Penis is both a need and a want. It enriches, influences the influencers, and it brings the best out in people.

I'll leave you with this quote from Stevie Lennon: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Penis.'

[Drace]

"Why did Penis cross the road? - To get to the other side!"

Hehe, now that's funny. Learn from oMoose Jek.