How would you do in a zombies movie?

[FFL2and3rocks]

Originally posted by Black Massacre
1 HOUR 30 MINUTES: TAKIN' 'EM DOWN WITH YOU! - Yeeha! If anyone gets a cheer and a laugh it'll be you, you go down in a true blaze of glory and make sure you take out as many of the living dead with you! A true hero! When you're in a fix you don't ***** foot about like many people before you, instead you stick a piece of dynamite in your gob and have at 'em! Go on!

WHAT YOUR DEATH MEANS: That macho arseholes can be really cool people if they blow themselves into a million pieces to save their freinds (Who, up until just 10 minutes ago you couldn't stand).
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Ahhhh!!!!!!!! Brains! Brains!

Damn, i thought i would last alittle longer.

Same result I got!

EDIT: Screwed around with my answers and got this:

0 MINUTES: ALREADY A ZOMBIE - Alas! You wouldn't fare at all in a zombie movie, you'd be one of the walking dead before anything even happened! You were probably too synical when it all started, dismissing the wild claims... until it was too late!

WHAT YOUR DEATH MEANS: You're pretty much a 'yes-man/woman', you go along with society, and when the papers said the 'Crisis' was nothign to worry about you believed them. The point is, aren't we all zombies anyway? Really, think about it, man! It's weird!

[Shady Ultima]

THE WHOLE MOVIE: YOU SURVIVED! - Congratulations, you managed to make it through the whole movie, probably with a bit of chance but more than likely because you've really learned how to cope with the undead 'situation', you've come from being clueless about everything around you to being some sort of master zombie-fighter-guy/gal! Well done to you!

WHAT YOUR SURVIVAL MEANS: That even the most clueless bumbling idiot will inevitably become a super-hero when faced with the walking dead

My answers
Viral Infection (seems most likely, someone told me they found a disease like that recently)
On the move, never resting at any one area (Zombies aren't too smart, and going to random places, only stopping to get supplies, should be able to last)
An automatic weapon (The more bullets I pump into em, the better)
Form a plan of survival, and try to think of anything you saw or heard in the news that could lead you to the source of this. Maybe knowing what's caused these things will let you see a weakness (seems like it could be the next action/thriller, featuring The Rock or something)
Use whatever weapon you have to take care of him/her as quickly as you can and move on, trying not to dwell on it (better to kill him then him to kill you)
The first and easiest to take vehicle you find, in order to get out of here, fast!
The Soldier (The doctor may give a cure, but the soldier can kick some *** while we're waiting)
Grenades, Dynamite, Plenty of Gunpowder and if they stock Bazookas, take 'em! (I'd love to just blow the crap outta them (side-note : Machine Guns works just as well)
Head for the countryside, it means heading through a large area of town and is a bit risky to get to, but once you're there you should be safe for a while...(less people out in the country = less zombies)
Form a plan to get out of here strategically, in the meantime, hold tight(you need a good solid plan)
Run for it! Any way you can, just make sure to get out of there! (Hate to sound like a coward, but I wanna live)
You aren't stupid enough to stay still and wait for the zombies to crowd you out again, you take any supplies from the area you can, stack them into any vehicle you can find and head on out again..

[Cosmos]

THE WHOLE MOVIE: YOU SURVIVED! (But at what cost?) - You made it! You struggled through the whole crisis that has befallen mankind, but it's scarred you unbelievably... you were probably an innocent, but now what... the scars that should make you stronger have only made you a shadow of the person you were... but at least your alive! Look out!

WHAT YOUR SURVIVAL MEANS: You show that when the dead walk the Earth... uhh.. it really sucks alot!

xD Yay! Well, I haven't read the first three pages.... I will later. I was watching Land of the dead last night, how lame... I was thinking, how do slow as a turtle zombies kill fast rabbits? It's retarded. Not only that.. but the world has navies and armies and what not.. HOW DO WE LOSE TO A BUNCH OF WALKING TURTLES?!?! Just a thought.. blow them up.

Edit: Kind of on topic, Shaun of the Dead is one of the greatest movies ever.

I agree 10,000%

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

Originally posted by Midnight

xD Yay! Well, I haven't read the first three pages.... I will later. I was watching Land of the dead last night, how lame... I was thinking, how do slow as a turtle zombies kill fast rabbits? It's retarded. Not only that.. but the world has navies and armies and what not.. HOW DO WE LOSE TO A BUNCH OF WALKING TURTLES?!?! Just a thought.. blow them up.

/B]

i agreeits kinda stupid the world would fall so fast and so harshly. thats why i liked RE better =D just nuke em XD

[I Have a Sandwich]

28 Days Later was an awesome zombie movie. No dead people, just mentally insane. Fast as hell too.

[Revolution911]

I always wanted to see that movie.

[Bluhman]

Fahahahahar... Man, I'm too smart to live too long, it seems.

5 MINUTES: PRE-OPENING CREDITS DEATH - Perhaps you'd be a bungling scientist, a civilian who walks down the wrong street, or an idiot teenager hanging around a graveyard after dark... either way you'd be among the first to be devoured by the living dead... chances are you won't even make a surprise 'Oh look (s)he's a zombie now!' appearance later on, however it's probably due to something you do that gets the ball rolling... at least you had purpose!

WHAT YOUR DEATH MEANS: IF you're an evil scientist or anyone up to no good, especially when mucking around with genetics/science/voodoo/radiation/biochemicals/stuff you're going to be eaten alive by the undead

MY CHOICES:

1. Housing shortage in hell, Viral infection, Voodo curse - Just chose what might have made sense to me.
2. On the move - Duh.
3. Auto weapon - The few explosives seemed too limited, Sword... I would be RIGHT in range of their bite! Bible; I'm not too religious. The floppy disc seemed silly to me, The vest and rifle seemed like a good choice, but I thought it over and decided that the vest wouldn't help me too much against Zombie bites, And the last one was out of the question ludicrous.
4. Form a plan of survival, and try to think of anything you saw or heard in the news that could lead you to the source of this. Maybe knowing what's caused these things will let you see a weakness!
5. Use whatever weapon you have to take care of him/her as quickly as you can and move on, trying not to dwell on it
6. A few off-road buggies - They were the fastest choice!
7. The Doctor
8. Armour and riot shields - Not quite sure what they meant by Armor, but something like that would most definitely be able to stop successful biting.
9. Head for the countryside, it means heading through a large area of town and is a bit risky to get to, but once you're there you should be safe for a while...
10.  Form a plan to get out of here strategically, in the meantime, hold tight.
11. Have everyone form a tight group and try and fight your way to another vehicle to escape again
12. Now that you have time to think, take the oppurtunity to try and work out what exactly's going on... there may still be hope!

EDIT: Sweet! Tweaked awnsers 6 and 12 and I survived without emotion sickness!

[Cosmos]

Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich
28 Days Later was an awesome zombie movie. No dead people, just mentally insane. Fast as hell too.

Yes it was, but I never caught it from teh beginning... Also, I think when I saw it, it had the newer ending. Not sure.

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Bluhman
EDIT: Sweet! Tweaked awnsers 6 and 12 and I survived without emotion sickness!

Let me guess, 12 you said: "Keep on the move" or something.

6 you said: "a Truck"

[Weerd Thing]

1 HOUR 30 MINUTES: TAKIN' 'EM DOWN WITH YOU! - Yeeha! If anyone gets a cheer and a laugh it'll be you, you go down in a true blaze of glory and make sure you take out as many of the living dead with you! A true hero! When you're in a fix you don't pussy foot about like many people before you, instead you stick a piece of dynamite in your gob and have at 'em! Go on!

WHAT YOUR DEATH MEANS: That macho arseholes can be really cool people if they blow themselves into a million pieces to save their freinds (Who, up until just 10 minutes ago you couldn't stand).

My choices:

1- Viral Infection, Housing Shortage in Hell, Voodoo Curses

2- A place with guns 'n' ammo

3- A large sword

4- Form a plan of survival, and try to think of anything you saw or heard in the news that could lead you to the source of this

5- Chain them to the spot or get them into a place where they won't get out

6- Form a convoy

7- The Doctor

8- Grenades, Dynamite, Plenty of Gunpowder and Bazookas

9- Head to the suburbs

10- Use whatever means you can to blast/plow/dig/shoot your way through the crowd of zombies

11- Have everyone form a tight group and try and fight

12- Use this place as a base of operations

That's me for you.

W££rd

[Bluhman]

Originally posted by Meiscool

quote:

Originally posted by Bluhman EDIT: Sweet! Tweaked awnsers 6 and 12 and I survived without emotion sickness!

Let me guess, 12 you said: "Keep on the move" or something.

6 you said: "a Truck"

6: Form a convoy

12: Contact the world

[Revolution911]

...Pwned.

[Grandy]

5 MINUTES: PRE-OPENING CREDITS DEATH - Perhaps you'd be a bungling scientist, a civilian who walks down the wrong street, or an idiot teenager hanging around a graveyard after dark... either way you'd be among the first to be devoured by the living dead... chances are you won't even make a surprise 'Oh look (s)he's a zombie now!' appearance later on, however it's probably due to something you do that gets the ball rolling... at least you had purpose!

WHAT YOUR DEATH MEANS: IF you're an evil scientist or anyone up to no good, especially when mucking around with genetics/science/voodoo/radiation/biochemicals/stuff you're going to be eaten alive by the undead

 ....I'm so screwed up.


 Mah answers:

 -Raditaion/Viral Infectation/Genetic Mutation
 -A place with plenty guns and ammunition (I thought a island would be good, but it was never specified that the island didn't had zombies in it)
 -A long rope and running shoes (Dunno about you, but I wouldn't fight instead of run)
 -Form a plan of survival, and try to think of anything you saw or heard in the news that could lead you to the source of this. Maybe knowing what's caused these things will let you see a weakness! ("Know thy enemy and thou shall kick his arse hard!")
 -Chain my friend.
 -The first and easiest to take vehicle you find, in order to get out of here, fast! (You don't have time to stop and think when the whole world is trying to eat you!)
 -The Soldier (Hard choise, but I figured someone to protect me was better than someone to help me beacuse I wasn't protected enough in the first place)
 -A healthy array of long distance weapons, like sniper rifles (I'm not getting anywhere near those things if I can)
 -Head to the centre of town, although there will be more zombies there, it'll probably be the first place rescue crews will go to, and also there are plenty stores for everyone to be fully supplied... (Dunno... it seemed a good idea at the time)
 -Form a plan to get out of here strategically, in the meantime, hold tight
 -Have everyone form a tight group and try and fight your way to another vehicle to escape again (I am SO not running ALONE with zombies around)
 -Stay on alert, and fortify the area, just in case! (Better safe than sorry.)

[DarkFlood2]

THE WHOLE MOVIE: YOU SURVIVED! - Congratulations, you managed to make it through the whole movie, probably with a bit of chance but more than likely because you've really learned how to cope with the undead 'situation', you've come from being clueless about everything around you to being some sort of master zombie-fighter-guy/gal! Well done to you!

WHAT YOUR SURVIVAL MEANS: That even the most clueless bumbling idiot will inevitably become a super-hero when faced with the walking dead

Yeah.. I survived!

[Dragonium]

THE WHOLE MOVIE: YOU SURVIVED! (But at what cost?) - You made it! You struggled through the whole crisis that has befallen mankind, but it's scarred you unbelievably... you were probably an innocent, but now what... the scars that should make you stronger have only made you a shadow of the person you were... but at least your alive! Look out!

WHAT YOUR SURVIVAL MEANS: You show that when the dead walk the Earth... uhh.. it really sucks alot!

Answers:

- Radiation/Viral Infection/Genetic Mutation.
- On the move, never resting at any one area. (Zombies have no  concept of teamwork, so in the event that I run into one or two while I'm on the move, I have...)
- An automatic weapon. (Fill 'em full o' bullets and run like hell)
- Form a plan of survival, and try to think of anything you saw or heard in the news that could lead you to the source of this. Maybe knowing what's caused these things will let you see a weakness! (Yeah)
- Use whatever weapon you have to take care of him/her as quickly as you can and move on, trying not to dwell on it. (If said friend is eventually cured, he/she won't exactly be the same person anyway. I know I wouldn't want to be alive knowing I'd been dead a few days earlier. XD )
- Everyone that can drive should pick their own vehicles and form a convoy. (Better than all being packed into one tin can like sardines. Easy pickin's for hungry coffin-dodgers)
- The Doctor. (Can at least help the injured; a soldier wouldn't be much use against armies of zombies)
- Grenades, Dynamite, Plenty of Gunpowder and if they stock Bazookas, take 'em! (Since explosives are the least useless of all the options...)
- Head to the suburbs, it's here where there will probably be the most people still living, and you'll be able to save them and have safety in numbers... (Don't know why I picked this one)
- Use whatever means you can to blast/plow/dig/shoot your way through the crowd of zombies and make a dash for a more secure, or at least more distant area! (I'd take a stand up fight over risking my life over whether there's a zombie outside the back door anyway...)
- Have everyone form a tight group and try and fight your way to another vehicle to escape again. (Read: Run like hell)
- You aren't stupid enough to stay still and wait for the zombies to crowd you out again, you take any supplies from the area you can, stack them into any vehicle you can find and head on out again... (Keep on the run)

Don't mess with Draggy.