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Here's my theory. Jesus (Hebrew name Yeshua) was the messiah for real. The Jews hate Jesus for "pretending" to be the son of God (Yahweh). So they renounce Jesus. This pissed Jesus off so he reincarnated himself as Hitler. Throughout his life he aspired to become a painter until one day he was rejected. Then he remembered that he was Jesus and said "**** you, I'm a dragon!" and went about killing Jews for blaspheming his name all those years.So really Adolf Hitler is Jesus, and he didn't commit genocide, he exacted his godly revenge upon heretics!Discuss.
LOL Silverstein says:Jesus, me, your son, is, by proof of the Boondocks, black.Davis~ says:LMAODavis~ says:Jesus was Hebrew. Dumbass. I impregnated MARY, the JEW. Not Shanequa.LOL Silverstein says:That's why I'm a maricle.LOL Silverstein says:A nigga born from two honkeys.Davis~ says:LMAODavis~ says:LOL the song that came onLOL Silverstein says:Our Davis, is an awesome Davis who will rain his fury from above.Davis~ says:YESDavis~ says:Meiscool loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so, little ones to him belong. They are weak but he is strong. YES meiscool loves me. YES meiscool loves me.LOL Silverstein says:If you were a woman, I wouldn't hesitate to inplant the next savior of earth inside you.Davis~ says:LOLLOL Silverstein says:I'm just listening to Silverstein, which isn't God-like at all.Jehova says:God listens to German rockJehova says:OH, did you notice my new sig and avatar on Furious Angels?LOL Silverstein says:Nazi.LOL Silverstein says:I am the King of the Jews.Jahova says:I find it ironic, therefore, that Jews hate you as a false prophet.LOL Silverstein says:I reencarnated myself as Adolf Hitler to pay them back. I think they've obtained Justice.Jahova says:LMAOJahova says:Yessss.Jahova says:DudeJahova says:I'm ****ing posting that.LOL Silverstein says:No no no.LOL Silverstein says:Mine.Jahova says:Damn you.Jahova says:Post it as "Jew theory" in the Lobby.Jahova says:^.^
Originally posted by MeiscoolI had my fun. Now; off to impersonate an emo on another forum!
Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazakilol from the losers lol