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Ben
Some dude
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Royal
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butts
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Reply #15 on:
November 27, 2006, 06:44:07 AM »
(THANK YOU MM. Seriously)
You wonder why the hell anyone would employ such a gay plot device, and then it all comes to you:
Its like your life is being told through a series of 2 sentence installments, and you suddenly long for something more, something...you can call....home.
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Bluhman
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Reply #16 on:
November 27, 2006, 10:13:59 PM »
So, you do what any other person would: You got into your car and drove off to the real-estate dude. The gaudy man wearing a pink suit says to you, "Hello."
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Razor
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2 cool 4 skin
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November 27, 2006, 10:17:01 PM »
You're about to reply when a small burnt up piece of metal from a meteor that entered the atmosphere goes through the guy's eye socket and kills him instantly.
"Now that is incredibly unlikely, like 1/10000000000000000000" you say out loud."
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Always right.
Ben
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November 27, 2006, 10:23:32 PM »
"Theres only one thing left to do now," You say.
"ive got to buy a lottery ticket".
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aboutasoandthis
Exemplar
Posts: 1,915
Talking sucks.
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Reply #19 on:
November 27, 2006, 10:42:00 PM »
You turn into the gas station to go buy a lottery ticket. Suddenly, several masked men carrying guns emerge from a van.
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My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I could trade this, but not my charizard.
Razor
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2 cool 4 skin
Not part of the story
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Reply #20 on:
November 27, 2006, 11:33:46 PM »
Holy Hell! He TURNED INTO A GAS STATION? WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS??!!?
Sorry, I could not resist.
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Meiscool-2
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If you support n00bs, you support communism.
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November 28, 2006, 01:09:46 AM »
The men begin shooting you. You run, but bump right into another man carrying a gun. He points it at you, preparing to shoot.
You hear a shot.
You open your eyes to see all the men dead around you, filled with bullet holes. How? Why? Where?
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Ben
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November 28, 2006, 01:50:14 AM »
(ZOMFG. UR ALL UZING 2 MNY SENTECIS)
Pulling a coin from you belt, you decide its time to rip it up old school.
"ITS MORPHIN TIME"
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Thunderstrike
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Reply #23 on:
November 28, 2006, 01:54:00 AM »
You look down at the coin, which turns out to be a quarter in reality.
"I should lay off those 'shrooms"_sweat_
Suddenly, a dark figure taps you on the shoulder. You turn around.
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Ben
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November 28, 2006, 01:56:35 AM »
"Dude" Shouts you, as you see that the dark figure is your old frat chum, "Dickie".
"Waves, Brah," saya dickie "lets go get a couple of greasy weaslers, and stoke up a vibe with the ladies, brizzle" Dick Continues.
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Meiscool-2
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If you support n00bs, you support communism.
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November 28, 2006, 04:49:57 AM »
Just then, Dick remembers that he's gay.
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Bluhman
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November 28, 2006, 10:00:42 PM »
"D-d-did I say ladies?" Dick said. "Heh... Uhh... I meant... Laddies! Yes, let's pick up us a few boys, ay?" You always were fond of the way he tried to be straight.
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WarxePB
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What killed the dinosaurs?
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November 28, 2006, 10:55:08 PM »
Thus, you get into Dick's pink '69 Cadillac and go looking for some guys to pick up. However, you realize that you never bought your lottery ticket.
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Bluhman
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November 29, 2006, 03:11:42 AM »
You tell dickie that you never got what you were looking for. In reply, dicky says, "**** you." And pushes you out of the car, off a highway.
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Ben
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November 29, 2006, 03:17:37 AM »
You reflect for a moment on your failed relationships.After realizing the lottery ticket is gone, it all piles up, and you cry a little on the roadside.
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