Author Topic: Vending Machine (Read 395809 times)

ZeroKirbyX · « **Reply #30 on:** December 30, 2006, 05:43:55 AM »

A gumball rolls out with flashing lights and sounds!

You put your penis in the machine.

Archem · « **Reply #31 on:** December 30, 2006, 05:45:51 AM »

I receive jollies.

I put some scissors in the machine...

Bluhman · « **Reply #32 on:** December 30, 2006, 08:38:17 AM »

The machine throws a rock at you. Ouch.

You put some paper money in the machine as a counterattack to the rock.

ZeroKirbyX · « **Reply #33 on:** December 30, 2006, 08:47:33 AM »

The machine throws a rock at you.

You put a computher in the machine.

drenrin2120 · « **Reply #34 on:** December 30, 2006, 08:58:35 AM »

The machine gives you a keyboard.

You put a pencil in the machine.

Bluhman · « **Reply #35 on:** January 24, 2007, 03:03:20 PM »

An eraser comes out.

I put an onion in the machine.

Dominicy · « **Reply #36 on:** January 24, 2007, 06:20:55 PM »

mr. potato head comes out

I shoot a pyroblast (as I did last time) into the machine.

Bluhman · « **Reply #37 on:** January 24, 2007, 08:17:13 PM »

A cryoblast comes hurdlin' back atcha.

I throw a gyros blast plate into the machin'.

Tomi · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2007, 02:00:48 AM »

A pr0nter comes out.

I sell it for a bajillion dollars, then put 50 cents in.

Brieg · « **Reply #39 on:** January 31, 2007, 12:51:31 AM »

Half a bag of chips come out, meaning there are only 5 chips.

I put in one liter of apples. How apples are being wieghed like that, I do not know.

Emerates · « **Reply #40 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:41:58 AM »

Mashed potatoes come out, just so you can't figure out the paradox of the vending machine's innards.

I put the paradox of the vending machine's innards in, because I figured it out.

Tomi · « **Reply #41 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:46:39 AM »

The outers come out.

I put in a Wii.

Bluhman · « **Reply #42 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:59:45 AM »

A Hotdog comes out.

You put a tom into the machine.

Dominicy · « **Reply #43 on:** January 31, 2007, 02:05:41 AM »

a stick of......chocolate......falls out.

I put in goofy.

X_marks_the_ed · « **Reply #44 on:** February 01, 2007, 02:56:53 PM »

Out comes Walt Disney. He throws FFl into a garbage can, turns yellow, and flies into the sun.

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