Who would win?

[aboutasoandthis]

Bluhman. You can turn off an old video.

A Ninja vs. a pirate.

Someone had to do it.

[Ben]

they both die
because of the played out factor.

John Rambo kills them both.
John Rambo is the new chuck norris.

Your mom vs my mom

[True Evil]

Your mom, my mom is weakz0rz xD

Energizer Bunny vs. Easter Bunny

[Archem]

You'd think that because he keeps going and going, the Energizer Bunny would win, but batteries tend to die at the most inconvenient time, so the Easter Bunny and his candy-sharing ways win.

Rock vs. Scissors.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Scissors. Because I say so.

Tetris L-Block vs Tetris J-Block

[Archem]

L Block because it looks more like that it's names that J Block does.

Toy Story vs. The Incredibles.

[True Evil]

Toy Story, Buzz Lightyear pwnz Mr.Incredible while Woody bangs Mrs. Incredible and Mr.Potatohead distract the kids

FF7 Cloud vs. KH Cloud

[X_marks_the_ed]

Both die a horrible flaming death.

The Laws of Physics or Logic?

[Bluhman]

Laws of Physics; while logic would say 'a ball will fall down', the laws of physics can accurately explain why and how fast.

Asterix VS Doraemon

[Ben]

Asterix. because of the moustachular awesome.


SUPERAIDS vs T Virus

[Moosetroop11]

  Because   looks like he's already lost a fight.


Marge (Simpsons) vs Wilma (Flintstones)

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
Both die a horrible flaming death.

A Maid vs a Nurse

[Ben]

the nurse because of medical equipment readily acessable


one vs 2

[Moosetroop11]

2, man. One can be more powerful but 2 is the good guy and the good guy always wins.

The ghostbusters vs Muse

[Dominicy]

Ghost Busters.  You can't compete with people with that themesong...

Adam Sessler vs. Morgan Webb