THE OFF TOPIC GAME

[Darrellito]

Bluhman, you should just make your own thread with those comics. It would be bad ***.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman, you should just make your own thread with those comics. It would be bad ***.

No. Mainly because it's completely and utterly stupid.

: (Hurf... Hurf...) Are we done here yet!? I've been running for miles!
: Put a sock in it, you pansy. We need to keep moving, or else the weird beasts on this planet will get us!
: ...Bah, the Scientists right. We have to rest.
: No, we need to keep moving. I mean, apart from the risk of being eaten by dark beasts, we still have plenty of energy left!!
: Well, I don't know about you, but I'm tired and thirty. I need a lake or something to soak my damn head in.
: Eww, too much info.
: Hate to tell you, but all the lake's we've been passing have been filled with lava.
: How does that make any sense? I mean, if it were hot enough on the surface of this planet to have molten rock on it, shouldn't the rest of the ROCK we're standing on be molten as well?
: ...Dude, just don't ask.
: Why? It's not like the ground below our feet is suddenly going to melt away or anything!!
Conveniently Placed Trapdoor: *SHRRK*
: Shut up.

: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Thud*

*12 hours later or so*

: Urgh... Oh god, where am I?
: Welcome.... My friend.
: So glad you could join us... *giggle*
: For DINNER.
: What... Who are you people?
: We represent all that's evil in this world!
: All that is dark... And sinful!
: It's what all true warriors strive for!
: ...How did that have any relation to our previous lines?
: Mah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
: Gah, forget it, don't explain yourself. Basically, we're evil fighters who own this planet. And we're about to have dinner.
: Goody, dinner. I'm so hungry, I could eat an-
: ENOUGH.
: What? Why?
: Um, nevermind him. That's his gimmick. Anyway, tonight's meal includes potato mash and roast pheonix.
: IT'S SPELT PHOENIX!!!
: Shut up prisoner!!
*WHIP*
: GUAAAAAAAAAAH ALL RIGHT.
: Wait, why are my three other colleagues chained to that wall that I previously did not notice and why am I not?
: Because... Because... Well, there's a reason for it.
: We want to negotiate captain. We want to get a client's... Wallet back.
: Wallet? Go on...
: See, our leader is a large and powerful shadow beast. Though he overpowers us into submission, we gladly follow his whim.
: He allegedly lost his wallet back in your starbase while drinking at your bar. He sent a warning message to your ship about the wallet... However, you don't seem to be following our demands.
: That's right! We searched all your guys' pockets, and none of you have the wallet we're looking for!... Though you did have wallets. You also had excessive weaponry!!
: Um, please... I apologize. I shall return shortly with the wallet. Just let me have my crew back and we can pick it back up...
: Dammit, foolish alien, we don't want the wallet in 6 minutes or 6 years! WE WANT IT NOW. And we expected you to come with it, NOW.
: And you also seemed to be quite aggressive and defiant in our attempts to contact you! We SENT welcoming parties to your crew, and all you did was SLAUGHTER THEM. Honestly, perhaps YOU'RE worse guys than US.
: And for that... You gotta face the consequences!! Nyuck nyuck nyuck!!
: No... Please, have mercy on us, we didn't know any better.
: After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, THEN we can talk about mercy!!
: ...Hyrule?
: (Just scrub some floors? Those don't seem like very evil or harsh terms...)
: (Where is Hyrule anyway?)
: ...Sir, exactly what is your deal?
: I'll take the triforce of courage to protect me!
: ... You are a nutcase. May I please mercilessly kill him?
: . . . Why not.
*SHRRRRRKAHHAAR*
: DIE.
: Heh.. I guess we won't be hearing from him in a month!
: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAA!! *Calm harp music plays in the background*
: (...Yeah, they're all nutcases.)
: (I'm officially scared.)

[Bluhman]

Jafar (Arabic: جعفر [Ja'far]) is a fictional character, voiced by Jonathan Freeman, and is featured as the primary antagonist in the Disney film Aladdin...

.... JON FREEMAN (who was gordon freeman's brother) VOICED JAFAR IN THE DISNEY MOVIE.

[Darrellito]

Ah ha. Ah ha ha. Ah ha ha ha.

[_JeT_]

GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!

I am in BIG TROUBLE!!!!

I just came across this pentagram drawn in the ground, outside my house, and I went to look at it. Well... When I did go look, it set itself on fire, and a legion of the undead came rushing out... What should I do...

A) Follow the undead, to see what they're doing.
B) Ask questions later, kill them all!
C) Join them.
D) Protect my loved ones.

PM me your choice. If enough people do, I'll continue this shitty adventure.

[Felix-0]

either play zOMG or charas, hmmmmm

[Archem]

I do not condone Bluhman's lengthy adventure posts.

[Darrellito]

Ah ha Archem I stole your points.

[Dominicy]

Seriously.  My shoulder hurts.

[_JeT_]

Well, thanks alot guys! Since no one replied, the zombies killed all of the elderly people in my city... Not too serious, but they are planning to do the same with every age group... And thanks to you fags, I may not be able to stop them. I need some motivation people!!!!

GRAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[Felix-0]

Ha-Ha-Ha-Hadoken!

[Archem]

Ah ha Archem I stole your points.

Impossible. All my points are nonexistent. How can you take what isn't tangible?

[Emerates]

I absolutely cannot think in a straight line.  It all keeps going back to that night...

[Cerebus]

[...] it's completely and utterly stupid.

You just explained why it should actually be "yes".

[Felix-0]

but your memory will carry on?!?11one20011lol1!!!