THE OFF TOPIC GAME

[Bluhman]

Optic Man
A tall, classy, purple and blue robot master. His helmet is spiky, but streamlined, and his build is tall and lanky. Before battle, he's seen with a cape or trenchcoat on, which he promptly whips off when he enters battle. Optic man actually has a pair of long blades equipped on his arms instead of traditional cannons. He was initially engineered as a stunt performer and magician.

Abilities:
Optic man has a few basic attacks:
-Jump around the arena, latching onto walls, slowly climbing to the cieling until he crawls upon it, goes above megaman, and then dives down to deal some damage.
-Dissapear, then make several illusionary copies of himself pop up out of nowhere, threatening to strike megaman just before dissapearing and showing another copy. After an indiscriminate amount of these copies, the actual optic man will suddenly show up to deal the actual strike.
-Optic man crouches down in a low stance; the stage gets dark, and for a while, little happens. During this stance, optic man cannot be damaged. After another indiscriminate period of time, he will open his eyes, as a glint appears, teleports to your location, and deals a powerful slice.
-When low on health, optic man will leap up off the top of the screen. The background of the stage will turn black. Optic man will then shadily track after megaman in the background, with his blades poised to strike. He will then, soon, strike. Just before striking, he will freeze his position and stop following megaman, which can result in a miss by his attack.

Weapon: Splitting Decoy; sends out a running decoy of megaman, which can be stopped either by a certain amount of damage or running into a wall. Or simply running out of time. Charged, up, Splitting Decoy sends out two illusionary mirror images of megaman at a given angle, striking both infront of, and behind megaman for a good amount of damage.
Weakness: Flasher Shield serves as an effective way to counter all his melee attacks, especially if firing this weapon can be timed right.


Forcefield Man
Short and stout robot master; grey with some blue lights and a generally blocky, robotic appearance, he's covered in armor pieces on his torso, arms and legs that form a perfect orb when he curls up. His arms have both shield generators and arm cannons. His head also fits into the sphere shape, and does not have a clear semblance to a human face as the other robot masters do. He was initially issued as a commander of a significant military force of lower robots. Ironically, his reprogramming by Dr. Wily replaced his fitting, daring, heroic personality with a cowardly, overly-cautious one.

Abilities:
Forcefield Man fights a little like Armored Armadillo from MMX...
-His basic attack is just standing still, firing slow, round energy shots from his cannon. Very easy to dodge, does modest damage.
-Can curl up into a ball and roll foward, changing his position on the stage. In his ball form, he's completely invincible. When getting out of ball form, he will be vulnerable for a VERY short amount of time.
-Forcefield Man can and will bring up a forcefield in front of him when threatened with fire. When charging or firing, Forcefield man will instantly set up his shield.
-After each hit, he will jump to the center of his room, and begin to fire out several bouncing forcefield shots. When he lands after finishing this attack, he will be vulnerable yet again for a short period of time.

Weapon: Flasher Shield; when fired normally, flasher shield will only cause a forcefield dome to flash in front of megaman, which serves both as a guard against projectiles and a melee attack. Projectiles that hit this forcefield will be reflected back to the enemy as forcefield orbs, which, though they move slow, can do a lot of damage. Enemies who contact the shield take damage and get knocked away. When charged, this makes a permanent shield that works similar to the Rolling Shield charge shot from MMX.
Weakness: Sniper Cannon pierces all force fields, including Forcefield man's.


Snipe Man
Red and black robot master. His helmet has a chin guard and slim visor, which also serves as a targetting recticle. He's also equipped with a rather large battery-backpack item, which is directly connected to his left arm, which totes his long, thin, rifle like arm cannon. As a normal robot master, he served with Forcefield Man as a co-commander for his force.

Abilities:
It should be noted that Snipe man's battle room is 3 screens wide and tall. And for good reason. To defeat him, you'll need to find where he's hiding within his platform-filled room.
-By default, he will simply stay put wherever he is and will aim at you. His aiming is shown by the sign of a targetting recticle. Until the second he's ready to fire, it will stay steadily on Megaman. The distinctive ray that the shot produces when the weapon fires will show the direction the shot comes from, and give a hint to where he's hidden away.
-As megaman gets closer, his shots begin to go off faster, and his aiming becomes more erratic.
-When he is visible by megaman, he will begin to run to the left or right. If he manages to get off screen, megaman will have to start searching for him anew. However, Snipe Man will not start running until he fully reloads his gun and gets out of sniping stance.
-After getting hit, Snipe man will attempt to counterattack your shot by instantly letting off three shots directly in front of him. These can be dodged by jumping. After his shots, he will jump off the screen and the chase will begin anew.

Weapon: Sniper Cannon; a strong weapon with an anglable shot, and pierces many defenses of enemies that normally aren't harmable by standard mega-buster shots. However, each shot needs to be charged. Otherwise, the cannon just shoots out a few stray light orbs, which don't do any damage. Using and aiming this weapon also causes the view area to pan in the direction Megaman is aiming.
Weakness: Splitting Decoy's charge shot does more damage than usual to Snipe man than other robot masters. The decoy can also be used to fool him into missing you as well.

[_JeT_]

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[Red Fox]

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Only if I get to say the line "Looks like this washing machine will never wash again." before we start. 

[Felix-0]

I hate lag

[fruckert]

I made another long *** post but it crashed the server
Oops

[Bluhman]

I fight the final boss of FF8

[Felix-0]

I might just kill myself because of Bluhman

[Dominicy]

Come join me on Sauerbraten :3

[_JeT_]

It's Billy Baloney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fruckert]

Remember kids
You can't spell Satan without Santa

[Emerates]

Once more, with feeling.

[RuneBlade]

I approve of finnish Vodka

[_JeT_]

"F" is for Fire, which burns down the whole town!
"U" is for Uranium... Bombs...
"N" is for No survivors, up here in the freezing mountains!

[fruckert]

Remember kids
Hitler was bad
And I like bacon

[Meiscool]

So, I finally went through and totalled up everyone's scores.

And I'm not winning.