THE OFF TOPIC GAME

[Emerates]

Present pluperfect progressive subjunctive negative participle commands?

[arcaine91]

Grapefruit allergies should be illegal in Japan. But China is unfair to fish, so NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[Rahl]

Who shat in your raisen bran?

[arcaine91]

I TINK DAT FACEPALM SHULD B EN DA DIKSHONARIE

[Dominicy]

Bluhman's Avatar reminded me of how awesome Alpha Force is Q_Q

[Rahl]

Dominincy's avi reminds me of what my gf makes me wear during sex...

[X_marks_the_ed]

Dominincy's avi reminds me of what my gf makes me wear during sex...

This statement reminds me of how often people lie.

[Rahl]

Whos lying..?

[Bluhman]

This statement reminds me of how often people lie.

You remind me of a very young Scooby Doo.

[Rahl]

Charas people do have sex, just not lives. lol

[Bluhman]

Charas people do have sex, just not lives. lol

That seems paradoxical. I mean, it probably would be possible, but by what means? Does it mean one would live with their parents and have sexual intercourse with one of his housemates? I would rather not think into this in greater detail.

[Rahl]

1000th POST PARTY!

But yes, think about it. No lives= still lives with parents, but still having sex and not leaving the house. If your an only child what is the answer to this equation?

[fruckert]

There is such a thing as prostitution, my dear friends

[Bluhman]

: Oh lord... More of these absurd adventures. Remind me again what we've been sent out to do this time?

: Bah, hell if I know. He said something about clones or some crap.

: Whatever. It's probably completely stupid anyways and won't require any talent whatsoever to accomplish.

: Hmm. I suppose this will make me useful for once...

: No it won't.

: NO NO NO. I know the details on what we were sent out to do: We need to defeat the berserk robots hidden upon this barren landscape of a planet. The journey will be VERY treacherous, so we'd best be wary on our travels!

: Arr... Robots. Never liked them. Except that one back on the mothership. That one seems kind enough.

: Isn't that the only robot we've met up until this point?

: I guess ye have a point.... Though, why do ye say 'up until this point'?

: Because we have company!!

: I WILL DESTROY.
I WILL EMPLOY.
I WILL REND YOUR BONES.
YOU WILL BE COY,
AN INANIMATE TOY,
FOR MY CHILDREN DRONES.

: It can rhyme. And also speaks in cap locks like the other robot.

: Well, you know what they say...

: All toasters, toast toast!!

: No, wrong, and go to hell, you're not wanted here.

: *Is blasted to hell.*

: Anyway, as I was saying... They say that Cap Locks is cruise control for cool.

: Mhmm... I'd wager to say that this 'bot won't be nigh cool when I fire this rocket at him!!!

*BLAST*
: I AM IMMUNE
TO THE BLASTING TUNE
OF YOUR BALLISTIC ROCKET FLY.
BUT IT HURT A BIT
YOU IDIOT TWITS...
NOW I GUARANTEE YOU WILL DIE!!!

: He's immune to rockets!

: Well, how about gigantic swords?
*SLAAAAAASH!!!*

: OW OW OW!!
IT REALLY HURTS NOW!!!
THAT'S ENOUGH!!
I DON'T FEEL WELL!!
I FALL DOWN!!
YOU GO TO HHHhhheeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.......!

: Ha-HA! Victory is ours!

: And I didn't have to do a single thing.

: Let us trek onward men. We valiantly approach our next challenge!!

: Aye aye.

: (I can tell this is just going to be so wonderful for me...*sigh* )

[arcaine91]

Ha ha, you all just lost points.