My friend's birthday

[Dominicy]

So my friend's birthday was yesterday, and I didn't get her anything.  I need an idea for a present to give to her.  Keep in mind, she's an online friend.

If nothing else I'll do a crappy little pixelated birthday card and rape you all until you sign it convince you guys to sign it.

[Dragonium]

DON'T ASK FOR REAL-LIFE ADVICE ON CHARAS BAW FLAME WHINE MENSTRUATE

Send her an e-card and a comedic song.

[Dominicy]

Lolk

I'm still raping you until you sign it, though.

[Archem]

Buy her a thingy over the internet. Or buy it in offline and send it to her.

[Meiscool-2]

Send her like 20 nudges and 50 winks on msn. She'll luv u 4ever.

[Revolution911]

Send her like 20 nudges and 50 winks on msn. She'll luv u 4ever.

This is how I lost my virginity.

[Red Fox]

Get her the Sword-of-heroic-deeds-and-lost-souls-that-will-forever-rape-you-in-the-land-of the-dead-with-a-dragon-on-a-stick +5 on wow.