Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Ratty524]

...You missed stuff.

> The chest that confesses its love to you in the Demon king's dungeon.
> The fake gameover that happens when you talk to the rainbow jewel thing that follows you after jumping down that waterfall.
> The obnoxiously long passageway in the temple.

I wish I would have seen you cover that, but thanks for the review anyway.

[cherko]

Pretty cool game though you ripped off Zuhane way too much.

[Myownpath]

just watched all the parts all I have to say is what the f**k?  just wow.... right now I'm watching the Alpha force 2 stuff my god
"am i getting fisted right now?" lol, also what the hell was with the hobo jumping out of the boxes? haha.

[Ratty524]

@Cherko: Didn't 100% intentionally do that, though seeing his games kind of gave me ideas. I'll try to be a little more unique next time.

Thanks. ^_^

[Myownpath]

Hmm I might do one it will be more random and have more aids then yours! though are there any rules besides it has to be 100% crap?

[Drakiyth]

Hmm I might do one it will be more random and have more aids then yours! though are there any rules besides it has to be 100% crap?

Don't make it to long.  Just enough for a few videos and a couple laughs.  Also, to get some WTF's out of me..  People love the WTF's for some reason.

[Myownpath]

Allrighty then I wonder how many laughs you will get from fighting tofu.....

[arcaine91]

a thread about crappy games?

kinda wish id kept a few of my old XP projects, they'd have been worth a chuckle or two...

[Jacob X.]

  What's up everybody? Like I said on YouTube, as soon as I'm finished with the game, I'll upload it. I'm almost done, though. You going to hate this, Drak. I know you love games where it's really easy to die and all.

[Persian_Ramin]

oh oh! Review my crappy game!!! http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EFERU8R9

[Myownpath]

Buddy your gonna have to wait cause others have crappy games waiting to be reviewed too and stuff
Oh ya finished the crappiest game ever!
Super Mecha Death Dinner
The King of Hyrule is missing his dinner
he sends you on a quest to find the dinner
you have three party members
Blonde Chick
Droideka
Rapist
Some people of charas are in it too for S$%^s and giggles
Note here are some facts about the game before you play it
1: the word rape is used over 9000 times
2: The word F*&^ is used over 120 Times
3:There are extremly horny cats in the game
4: You fight tofu
5: I wonder whats for dinner?
6: The final boss theme song is calld Dancing Mad with the king you can youtube it just search for "Final Fantasy 6 Final Battle The King"
I am currently Megauploading it so be patients!

[drenrin2120]

Sheesh, all you nubs bugging drak. Give him a break. You should honestly just start skipping people, Drak.

[Drakiyth]

I'll put you guys on the list.  Welcome to Charas, my favorite forum on the interwebz.




HERE IS THE CURRENT LIST OF PEOPLE WITH UPCOMING REVIEWS

 Nado1098
 Blaman
 Shinryu
 Warxe_PhoenixBlade
 Myownpath
 Jacob
 Persian-Ramin




Please tell me if I missed anybody.

[Jacob X.]

It's almost finished, I'm working on the last level, I'm just having trouble with the .AVI script . Needless to say, I need to use the .avi script to put a video into the game, but it always gives me a syntax error when I try to use it. I can load the game, but as soon as I trigger the event that activates the movie, it crashes.

[Drakiyth]

It's almost finished, I'm working on the last level, I'm just having trouble with the .AVI script . Needless to say, I need to use the .avi script to put a video into the game, but it always gives me a syntax error when I try to use it. I can load the game, but as soon as I trigger the event that activates the movie, it crashes.

You need to update your windows media player to the best there is.  That will more than likely fix it.  Try to get something that supports AVI on your system.