Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Drakiyth]

Thanks for reviewing my game

I'll get to yours next, since you posted it before the other game and I missed it.   Expect to see it in a couple days.

[zuhane]

I'll get to yours next, since you posted it before the other game and I missed it.   Expect to see it in a couple days.

Thanks... what we have is special, Drak.

[lilsniffs3]

No you don't. XD

Once the timer runs out, you're teleported to a really shitty maze with frequent Mike Patton encounters and when you reach the maze exit it says end of demo.

Isn't that also the ending to LSD Quest?

[cherko]

Isn't that also the ending to LSD Quest?

Mmmyeah, but it's executed much crappier here. LSD Quest had like an entire game ahead of the **** ending, but this... Maybe I'll make another game and go for a "trippy crap" kinda game along the lines of LSD Quest and Ketchup that isn't really shitty as much as it's completely nonsensical... I won't do something completely over-the-top trippy like zuhane's games though.

[Emerates]

Come on, be original.  That's what I'm doing.  My EXTREMELY CRAPPY GAME has about the best ending evar.

[cherko]

Come on, be original.  That's what I'm doing.  My EXTREMELY CRAPPY GAME has about the best ending evar.

Did you complete your game or are you referring to one that is in the making?

[Drakiyth]

The long awaited game of 2008 is finally here! Forget Fallout 3, Bioshock on PS3, Left 4 Dead and Spore.

I present....

Heroin Master!

http://www.mediafire.com/?yjnhz3dr4gt

EDIT: Oh and don't forget to explore the skills menu. There's some really cool moves you can do!

This game will be coming soon.  I have downloaded it and I laughed hard as fuk when I saw the title screen and that music lol.  I will get the mic out in a bit when I get some silence in the house.


I only saw the title, i'm saving the surprises for the video.

[drenrin2120]

When you get the chance, you can review this game here.

RTP Epic Adventure

[Emerates]

Did you complete your game or are you referring to one that is in the making?

Well, I suspect it will be complete in about an hour or so.  But I got it all planned, man.

EDITO:  Hopefully, this link will work.  I still can't figure Box out.

http://www.box.net/shared/afa1ra3hdc

[Bluhman]

When you get the chance, you can review this game here.

RTP Epic Adventure

This is awesome. Especially the custom music track in the dungeon.

[cherko]

When you get the chance, you can review this game here.

RTP Epic Adventure

I with Bluhman am agreeing, this is awesome. It isn't really very crappy at all though.

Emerates, I couldn't beat your game.

[Drakiyth]

I still have not got a recording of Zuhane's game yet.  I have hardly had any time to get some silence in the house.  I will get all of your games reviewed but it might take a bit.  I'm thinking of doing a ultra review and play/record 3 or 4 games in a row.  It might be a mess though.  We shall see.

[Emerates]

I with Bluhman am agreeing, this is awesome. It isn't really very crappy at all though.

Emerates, I couldn't beat your game.

Er, why not?

[drenrin2120]

It isn't really very crappy at all though.

I guess I was aiming more for ridiculous. The town and world map are from an old game I gave up on rather quickly. That's why every other map sucks.

[cherko]

I still have not got a recording of Zuhane's game yet.  I have hardly had any time to get some silence in the house.  I will get all of your games reviewed but it might take a bit.  I'm thinking of doing a ultra review and play/record 3 or 4 games in a row.  It might be a mess though.  We shall see.

I could help you review games after the 7th of January, if I get some cool screen recording software working. That is, if you are interested. I understand if you want to review them yourselves (and I understand if you don't XD) and I understand if people would rather like their games reviewed by the legendary Drakyith rather than some nobody with a swedish accent. Just thinking it might be preferable to not letting it end up like the last contest with games left unreviewed.