Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Drakiyth]

I can't beat the multiple red balls in your game zuhane it's ****ing retarded.   I did get a really funny video up though so enjoy.. I'll post the link in a minute.
Personally, you had a good thing going without all the bullshit.  Though, I hope you enjoy my anger you torturous bastard >,<


HEROIN MASTER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-A8rQcJDag

[X_marks_the_ed]

I can't beat the multiple red balls in your game zuhane it's ****ing retarded.

Told ya, Zuhane.

[ThexXtremeXx]

I know your pain dude.

[Emerates]

I love the way that last one ended.

"ER, you mother****er!"  It was a good summary.

[Bluhman]

Look out... A new release is coming... Probably tomorrow later today.

[zuhane]

I didn't think it would be that hard. I can do it all the time. Anyway, can you skip it? You only did about half the game!

[ElrohirTiwell]

Okay Drakiyth, I created an account, The game is finished for like two/third now so... you will hear from me soon

[Bluhman]

Goody goody. It's finished and uploading! Mweheheheee!!

Things to expect in the game:
-A cameo
-Voiceacting
-Bad Mapping
-Small Mapping
-A ****ing Huge Dragon
-Cursing
-Shortness
-Stupid Humor
-Bad Programming
-Humor through Bad Programming
-Nonsensical Talking Items
-Just a few Death Traps
-Spoofs?

EDIT:
Complete and Uploaded! Get it here!

[ThexXtremeXx]

WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?

[ElrohirTiwell]

Goody goody. It's finished and uploading! Mweheheheee!!

Things to expect in the game:
-A cameo
-Voiceacting
-Bad Mapping
-Small Mapping
-A ****ing Huge Dragon
-Cursing
-Shortness
-Stupid Humor
-Bad Programming
-Humor through Bad Programming
-Nonsensical Talking Items
-Just a few Death Traps
-Spoofs?

EDIT:
Complete and Uploaded! Get it here!

That was quite amusing there Bluhman, but like this Drakiyth hasnt much to read anymore...
Those talking signs and treasure chests were funny!

[cherko]

Goody goody. It's finished and uploading! Mweheheheee!!

Things to expect in the game:
-A cameo
-Voiceacting
-Bad Mapping
-Small Mapping
-A ****ing Huge Dragon
-Cursing
-Shortness
-Stupid Humor
-Bad Programming
-Humor through Bad Programming
-Nonsensical Talking Items
-Just a few Death Traps
-Spoofs?

EDIT:
Complete and Uploaded! Get it here!

That was awesome, but I couldn't beat the dragon. How damn much hit points did it have?

[Bluhman]

The strategy to defeating the dragon...
[spoiler]Is to use your Miracle Potion over and over again. Oh, and he has a 2nd form, but it's pretty easy actually.[/spoiler]

[cherko]

The strategy to defeating the dragon...
[spoiler]Is to use your Miracle Potion over and over again. Oh, and he has a 2nd form, but it's pretty easy actually.[/spoiler]

Yeah I know but I lost patience and let my character die. Yes, character. The other three died and as soon as I tried to revive them the dragon killed them again.

[Bluhman]

Then use one of 99 stimulants. Eh?

[fruckert]

I haven't tried it yet
I'm kind of afraid to