Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[cherko]

Then use one of 99 stimulants. Eh?

I did. But the dragon kept killing them as soon as I revived them.

[Bluhman]

[spoiler=The REAL way to defeat the BFD]Ok, seriously. like, heal. A lot. Before you get that low on health even. Just keep using that Miracle Potion whenever your characters get around 200-300 health, and attack when you're able. You will win. Be patient.[/spoiler]

[cherko]

You will win. Be patient.

But that's exactly what I'm unable to be! Is there any way I can win without patience, like, by going berserk on the keyboard or something?

[Drakiyth]

DRENRIN 2120 - Epic RTP Adventure


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRkljTVYBT0 -    PART 1


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSa5FkI0ovk -  PART 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F-iyb9RcLo  -  PART 3



Enjoy

[Emerates]

That had an unfortunate ending.  Maybe if you'd quit dicking around, Drak...

[Bluhman]

That's the real ending; D drive can't be defeated. And if you somehow manage, the event just ends.

[drenrin2120]

I would have never imagined watching someone play purposely crappy games would be so funny.

[Bluhman]

Oh, Drayk, a few protips on my game:

- Make sure you read EVERYTHING carefully.
- Save often.
- All battles in this game are beatable, including the final boss. If a battle gets too tedious, feel free to cut footage out of it and continue when the battle ends.
- Change the battle mode from 'Active' to 'Wait'; it will make the game much easier, and will make it a lot easier to survive in the final boss battle.
- If possible, try and quiet the music if you can't hear the voice acting.
- For kicks, please play it blind (aka, don't look/play at it before recording). Pretty pleeeease? 

[Drakiyth]

That had an unfortunate ending.  Maybe if you'd quit dicking around, Drak...

I just noticed I should of tried to fight lol.  I could not find the words I needed because I'm heavily sleep deprived at the moment.  Oh well, good times man.  At least I know D: is unstoppable.  I figured that was the real ending since he hit the whole group for 9999 which is kind of obvious.

[drenrin2120]

Yeah, it's unstoppable. D Drive always does full system scan and then Anti-virus, which does 9999.

[ElrohirTiwell]

Madness World
-Pretty long game play (1h+-)
-3 unique Hero characters, You, Gurdy and Cyn.
---Your just an avarage kind of player, interested and looking with open eyes towards this world.
---Gurdy is an idi*t who thinks hes a gangster
---Cyn is a smart**s who is actually a p**sy...
-Alot of bad words in this, the F word is already 32 times in it right now.
-Good story line : You are trapped in this world by some evil dude and have to kill an entire city to get back to your world.
-No random death traps (Except for NPCs). (yay!)
-Crazy people living in a crazy society who might die for no particular reason.
-Awsome configured skills
---The Protect, Enrage, Shield and Accelerate are basic skills that might greatly influence the battle.
---The Focus, Cure and Berserk skills are class skills that you will find greatly handy.
---Fighting Skills according to the users weapon.
---Magic skills, which is Thunder, Ice and Fire.
-Some Final Fantasy Music.
-Alot of cool items to find, throwing Sh*t to enemies for dmg, using a donut as a ring, or a paper bag as a helmet. and tons of others!
-A really nice name for the money currency but its funnier to find it out yourself.
-Expect to see events from other games at the town.

Have fun, Im sure you will!

Download Links :
http://ultrashare.net/hosting/fl/2e0a60c005/Madness_World
http://rapidshare.com/files/179858821/Madness_World.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LA2UMO4E


Some Pics :

[zuhane]

Heroin Master

Right... I'm gonna make gulpy gulpy. A game about a wolf in a coma that has to eat loads of fruit.
If that doesn't win, I don't know what will.

[Drakiyth]

Heroin Master

Right... I'm gonna make gulpy gulpy. A game about a wolf in a coma that has to eat loads of fruit.
If that doesn't win, I don't know what will.

I might edit your game, erase the balls and do the 2nd part when I get time.

I tried twice to kill that D:/ drive, at second attempt did like 60000 dmg upon it before I died..
I like the ending theme thought!


THIS IS NOW A PLACEHOLDER FOR MY GAME

heres already some info :

Madness World
-Pretty long game play (1h+-)
-3 unique Hero characters, You, Gurdy and Cyn.
---Your just an avarage kind of player, interested and looking with open eyes towards this world.
---Gurdy is an idi*t who thinks hes a gangster
---Cyn is a smart**s who is actually a p**sy...
-Alot of bad words in this, the F word is already 32 times in it right now.
-Good story line : You are trapped in this world by some evil dude and have to kill an entire city to get back to your world.
-No random death traps (Except for NPCs). (yay!)
-Crazy people living in a crazy society who might die for no particular reason.
-Awsome configured skills
---The Protect, Enrage, Shield and Accelerate are basic skills that might greatly influence the battle.
---The Focus, Cure and Berserk skills are class skills that you will find greatly handy.
---Fighting Skills according to the users weapon.
---Magic skills, which is Thunder, Ice and Fire.
-Some Final Fantasy Music.
-Alot of cool items to find, throwing Sh*t to enemies for dmg, using a donut as a ring, or a paper bag as a helmet. and tons of others!
-A really nice name for the money currency but its funnier to find it out yourself.
-Expect to see events from other games at the town.

Have fun, Im sure you will!

<link will come here>

Sounds interesting.. I hope it's a pretty crappy game though. 

[Dragonium]

I might edit your game, erase the balls and do the 2nd part when I get time.

Open it in RPG Maker and play it in Test Play, then just use Ctrl to phase through the walls to avoid the balls.

That's what I definitely didn't do.

[WarxePB]

Uh... after re-checking out my submitted game, I realized that I forgot to change the starting point.

So here's the fixed version. I don't think anyone saw my submission, anyways.

If you're having trouble with the game, here's a few hints:
[SPOILER]If you're having trouble with the second area, press Shift for a hint. Also make sure you talk to the priest guy after revealing the maze.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Hold Enter during the "running" segment.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Look at the vine while on the ROB map. ROB also fully heals you.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]During Crazyguy's maze: Down, Down, Up, Up. Talk to Luigi after you choose each direction.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Go to the Battle Area and fight a few battles before challenging the Final Boss. It's to the right of the town-like area.[/SPOILER]

[SPOILER]And other than the New Game + feature, there's nothing extra when you beat the final boss.[/SPOILER]

EDIT: Fixed again... realized the timer on the maze didn't work. I really should attempt to beta test these things before submitting them..