Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[drenrin2120]

Hey, Drakyith. I was watching some of your vids and was inspired to start a second game, Epic RTP Adventure 2: Recycle Bin Revenge. If you want to put me down on the list I'll get a link up as soon as I finish it,

[MissingName]

hey drak its wiiner11 from youtube and ive finished my crappy game so heres da link

*REMOVED*

Heads up, this one's got a trojan jammed in there.  Just an FYI.

MONGOBOOM'S HALO 4

Oh God, this one.

[Drakiyth]

                                          
VISIT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE ---->    http://www.youtube.com/user/drakiyth




CRAPPY GAME REVIEWS

Create a game with RPG MAKER 2000, 2k3, XP or VX and make it as shitty as you possibly can. I will review your game on youtube. Please see the note and follow
these rules.



NOTE TO THE DESIGNERS:  
Please try and keep your games to 30 minutes tops.  This will help me complete your games making you feel "accomplished".  If your games
are long and tedious I will at any time I feel like stop making a video of them. You can show the world your pile of dung without having to
make things long and drawn-out.


LIST UPDATE


RATTY                      http://rapidshare.com/files/250903514/notBubbleBobble.lzh     <--- NEXT GAME

VALDRED                 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9JD1MD26
PREY                        ? ? ? ? ? ?
WEST123423            http://www.mediafire.com/?mdz55fvmy14  
DARAKU                   http://rapidshare.com/files/336286729/awesome_game.zip.html
AVNAS                     http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ET47UEIF
THEHUNTER08           http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VI9T4AM2
SOMESHYGUY            http://www.mediafire.com/?no0qcteyjgi      
MOSTEPICSWORDY    http://www.mediafire.com/?0dyyz2ontjt
JB121289                  http://rapidshare.com/files/349730548/Project1.zip.html
MEGAKIDICARUS      http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CYQF2VV5
PLURRE                     http://www.mediafire.com/?zw3ytjzlyx0
SHISKEBAB88          http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LN7FID8B
JD Cage                    http://www.zshare.net/download/72733737c382bc2e/
Wav3-L3ngth             ? ? ? ? ? ? ?


If you can, please post your games again if you have not since the last time I asked.

[MissingName]

I now present my game...

Holy Sh*t, it's Final Fantasy LXXXVIII or: how I Learned to Stop B*tching and Love Cave Story!

CONCEPT ART (done in a minute using MS Paint)

It might be a little long, so I decided to give you a speedrunner's walkthrough.  And you can sometimes see things that indicate I cut out stuff to make it crappier and shorter.

I ran a virus scan, but can someone else please take a look at it to be sure?

[Wav3-L3ngth]

I am completely new to this forum but I am making a new game to send in called...


THE BALLAD OF VLADIMIR LENIN

FEATURING

   Easy Menu Setup that even a baby can understand
   Great battle foes
   Educational Understanding of the Bolshevik Revolution
   Family Friendly!

What's not to love? I'll post the game once it's finished, thank you!

[Valiere]

"How dare you turn me on like this!"

I like your version better.

[Drakiyth]

"How dare you turn me on like this!"

I like your version better.

*wink*



                                          
VISIT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE ---->    http://www.youtube.com/user/drakiyth




CRAPPY GAME REVIEWS

Create a game with RPG MAKER 2000, 2k3, XP or VX and make it as shitty as you possibly can. I will review your game on youtube. Please see the note and follow
these rules.



NOTE TO THE DESIGNERS:  
Please try and keep your games to 30 minutes tops.  This will help me complete your games making you feel "accomplished".  If your games
are long and tedious I will at any time I feel like stop making a video of them. You can show the world your pile of dung without having to
make things long and drawn-out.


LIST UPDATE


RATTY                      http://rapidshare.com/files/250903514/notBubbleBobble.lzh     <--- NEXT GAME

VALDRED                 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9JD1MD26
PREY                        ? ? ? ? ? ?
WEST123423            http://www.mediafire.com/?mdz55fvmy14  
DARAKU                   http://rapidshare.com/files/336286729/awesome_game.zip.html
AVNAS                     http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ET47UEIF
THEHUNTER08           http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VI9T4AM2
SOMESHYGUY            http://www.mediafire.com/?no0qcteyjgi      
MOSTEPICSWORDY    http://www.mediafire.com/?0dyyz2ontjt
JB121289                  http://rapidshare.com/files/349730548/Project1.zip.html
MEGAKIDICARUS      http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CYQF2VV5
PLURRE                     http://www.mediafire.com/?zw3ytjzlyx0
SHISKEBAB88          http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LN7FID8B
JD Cage                    http://www.zshare.net/download/72733737c382bc2e/
Wav3-L3ngth             ? ? ? ? ? ? ?


If you can, please post your games again if you have not since the last time I asked.

[MissingName]

http://www.mediafire.com/?mnlntqnmtnc
Holy Sh*t, it's Final Fantasy LXXXVIII or: how I Learned to Stop B*tching and Love Cave Story

I am completely new to this forum but I am making a new game to send in called...


THE BALLAD OF VLADIMIR LENIN

FEATURING

   Easy Menu Setup that even a baby can understand
   Great battle foes
   Educational Understanding of the Bolshevik Revolution
   Family Friendly!

What's not to love? I'll post the game once it's finished, thank you!

It must have the Soviet Nat'l Anthem.

[Drakiyth]

                                          
VISIT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE ---->    http://www.youtube.com/user/drakiyth




CRAPPY GAME REVIEWS

Create a game with RPG MAKER 2000, 2k3, XP or VX and make it as shitty as you possibly can. I will review your game on youtube. Please see the note and follow
these rules.



NOTE TO THE DESIGNERS:  
Please try and keep your games to 30 minutes tops.  This will help me complete your games making you feel "accomplished".  If your games
are long and tedious I will at any time I feel like stop making a video of them. You can show the world your pile of dung without having to
make things long and drawn-out.


LIST UPDATE


RATTY                      http://rapidshare.com/files/250903514/notBubbleBobble.lzh     <--- NEXT GAME

VALDRED                 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9JD1MD26
PREY                        ? ? ? ? ? ?
WEST123423            http://www.mediafire.com/?mdz55fvmy14  
DARAKU                   http://rapidshare.com/files/336286729/awesome_game.zip.html
AVNAS                     http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ET47UEIF
THEHUNTER08           http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VI9T4AM2
SOMESHYGUY            http://www.mediafire.com/?no0qcteyjgi      
MOSTEPICSWORDY    http://www.mediafire.com/?0dyyz2ontjt
JB121289                  http://rapidshare.com/files/349730548/Project1.zip.html
MEGAKIDICARUS      http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CYQF2VV5
PLURRE                     http://www.mediafire.com/?zw3ytjzlyx0
SHISKEBAB88          http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LN7FID8B
JD Cage                    http://www.zshare.net/download/72733737c382bc2e/
MissingName             http://www.mediafire.com/?mnlntqnmtnc
Wav3-L3ngth             ? ? ? ? ? ? ?


If you can, please post your games again if you have not since the last time I asked.

[Wav3-L3ngth]

http://www.mediafire.com/?mnlntqnmtnc
Holy Sh*t, it's Final Fantasy LXXXVIII or: how I Learned to Stop B*tching and Love Cave Story
It must have the Soviet Nat'l Anthem.

Already does but I've decided to change to RPG Maker XP, the combat is much more fun seeing your sprite and adding backgrounds to troops would make it much better.

[Avnas]

I am completely new to this forum but I am making a new game to send in called...


THE BALLAD OF VLADIMIR LENIN

FEATURING

   Easy Menu Setup that even a baby can understand
   Great battle foes
   Educational Understanding of the Bolshevik Revolution
   Family Friendly!

What's not to love? I'll post the game once it's finished, thank you!

This sounds awesome.
I had an idea like this actually since I have the MIDIs of Tetris music (which as we all know are Russian folk songs)

Lookin' forward to it.

[MissingName]

Already does but I've decided to change to RPG Maker XP, the combat is much more fun seeing your sprite and adding backgrounds to troops would make it much better.

XP, eh?  Интересный.

[drenrin2120]

Yo, Drak! Did you notice me asking to be put on the list for Epic RTP Adventure 2? Just wondering.

[valdred]

My game is updated and bugs are removed.
new link:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9JD1MD26

[ElrohirTiwell]

Hey There Drakiyth, I decided to create another game for your review, I will edit this post and put it here once I am done... I will make sure it will be just as good as Madness World, but then shorter and with completely other stuff in it... for Example... I have learned myself to create animations... And you all must pay for that XD...

World of Warcraft

Description : Brainteasing stuff, strange sounds, voice acting, lame storyline, no deathtraps, easy monsters, weird features and many dedications towards random things...
Link : Coming Soon (or not)
Pics : Coming soon