Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Renelia]

I have a new game ready. It's called... Super Mario Bros. Enjoy!

http://www.mediafire.com/?2415b0l5wkkcppp

[cjnchimaera]

Enjoy, I hope.

Evilgenesis by me.

http://www.mediafire.com/?uzeggymrztz

[thehunter08]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R3QH1YN8

I'm back and here is my game reuploaded as promised.

[digotapia]

http://www.esnips.com/doc/f314fc08-1998-4e28-b49c-dcac77829a54/Call-of-Dodey

By the way, my name on Youtube is RadiantTheLight... Hope you like my crappy game... well, I first gotta get lucky to be choosen from the list

It's called "Call of Doodey".

[fruckert]

WOAH WHY IS YOUR AVATAR SO HUGE?!

[digotapia]

Who cares about the size of my avatar?

[MissingName]

The avatar could be much bigger.

[reido66]

Next game of mine is.....Mc Kids!

Download Link:
http://www.4shared.com/file/aUbPCnUr/Mckids.html

Avnas I'm looking forward to your review of it too!

[fruckert]

Who cares about the size of my avatar?

It just weirds me out, man.
Biggest avatar I've seen in a while.
Meaning...ever.

[digotapia]

Is it that unusual?

[digotapia]

How you know I'm portuguese?

[Avnas]

http://www.esnips.com/doc/f314fc08-1998-4e28-b49c-dcac77829a54/Call-of-Dodey

By the way, my name on Youtube is RadiantTheLight... Hope you like my crappy game... well, I first gotta get lucky to be choosen from the list

It's called "Call of Doodey".

Could you please put this up on another filesharing service, where I don't have to sign up? I prefer megaupload, but 4shared is fine too.

[Captain Obvious]

EDIT: cut out the fat out of my post.

I've been wondering about a few things, mostly about your standarts:

-What's the prefered crappy/funny ratio that you prefer for your reviews? I know you won't do outright spiteful games like Halo 4 but your reviews show you can do some really nasty stuff. So I'd like to know of any limits not to break.

-Likewise, I'd like to know the opposite. What limits do you want the games to break so you can properly review them as crappy games? Or should the games merely be absurd/funny enough for you to comment on them?

-What's your overall tolerance/preference regarding game difficulty? I know you can complete pretty hard games (Cliched Quest, which kills you spitefully I Wanna Be The Guy-style a lot and has some pretty nasty bosses at times) but I also know you've quit on a few games so your tolerance is also not limitless likewise. I'd like to know what exactly you'll sit through and what you won't. Or at least, pointers of what type of trick will make you quit and what type of trick won't.

-I know that adult-rated games are a no-no and that games involving you personally are likewise frowned upon. So what type of games do you avoid, apart from that?

[digotapia]

Could you please put this up on another filesharing service, where I don't have to sign up? I prefer megaupload, but 4shared is fine too.

You need to sign up just to download it? That's odd, I used to download stuff from Esnips without logging in... well, it seems stuff has changed...

Megaupload doesnt work, it allwas makes some error during the uploading, but I can try 4shared.

[MissingName]

May I suggest Mediafire?