Charas Grand Adventure Game

[fruckert]

Fruckert: *see's Chuck Norris*

"SCHMIKLEDORFIN!"

Rahl: "What?"

Fish: "I believe it's dwarven for 'You raped my cheese'...my dwarvish is a tad rusty, however...so I might be wrong..."

Fruckert: *shoot's Chuck Norris with a cannonball...the shot ricochets and hit's Fruck in the face, however*

*Fruckert is now knocked the **** out*

[Rahl]

Rahl: "Poor fruckert everyone knows that the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, the only way he can shave is by punching himself in the face."

*Looks down at the ground in the small treasure room. And there on the floor is a rolled up piece of parchment that looks like a map.*

Rahl: "I think we've found it lads."

[HobomasterXXX]

*walks in*
DWMM: Make another shitty chuck norris joke, and i will shove this *points at photocopier* in a rather unpleasent place.

[Rahl]

*Looks at DWMM*

Rahl: "Did you know Chuck Norris doesn't sleep?"

.......

Rahl: "He waits..."

[X_marks_the_ed]

*A blue bolt fires from the ceiling and forces Rahl to the wall. It is a strange skeleton in a blue coat, blue hair, and blue shades.*

Skeleton: All you know is nothing!
*Ed falls through the hole in the ceiling.*
*The skeleton charges a blue flame in the hand not holding Rahl against the wall.*
Ed: "Hey! Mortique! It's Chuck Norris, go kick his ***. I'll watch."
*Mortique turns his head towards him.*
Mortique: "Not worth my time."
Chuck Norris: "What!? I can't beat him!? He's already dead!"

[Rahl]

Rahl: "Dude didnt you know know Chuck Norris found a way to kill the dead?"

*I grab my fallen katana from the floor*

Rahl: "Getsuga Tenshou!!!"

*A wall of spirit energy slams into Mortique vrushing him against the wall*

Rahl: "I'll grind your bones for Dragoniums bread! Getsuga Tenshou!!!!!"

*Another wave of compressed spirit energy crushes Mortique against the wall, and he turns to blue dust*

Rahl: "I guess all you are is dust the wind. Ha ha ha! When did you get back Ed, did you bring that infernal damned army with you again?"

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: Oh yeah, the army.

*Army of Fishersons and Rahl burst through the doors and into the room.*
*WeeBot falls from the ceiling and crushes a few.*

[Zoltar]

Susanna: Ahoy there!  Am called Susanna and I wish to join your party and face this menace with ye!

[Fisherson]

Susanna: Ahoy there!  Am called Susanna and I wish to join your party and face this menace with ye!

*Facepalm* Dude! This thread is old! Go to the new one. -  -; Necro posting is baaad n00b. Try to look at the date on the topic.

[Zoltar]

*Facepalm* Dude! This thread is old! Go to the new one. -  -; Necro posting is baaad n00b. Try to look at the date on the topic.

Sorry Fish dude! I will posting he new one then. Hope it's as much fun as this one.  🚀