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DON'T DO IT. The mods here are merciless and have no sense of humor at all, after all. I can't imagine what the admin himself will do to you for posting in a thread that otherwise would have faded into obscurity.
ENJOY UR E-CRUCIFIXION LOL
Your internet privileges will be revoked, your bank account hacked, and any and all money found inside will be siphoned off to pay for the site's upkeep. Then Alex will buy a two-way ticket to Sweden, and ring your doorbell, claiming to be a pizza delivery man, called to your address by a friend as a surprise. Little will you realize that this is a clever employ of his accent to trick you. Once within your dwelling, he'll punch you, knocking the entirety of your set of teeth to the floor. You'll stagger at the connection of the blow, scrambling to rearm your teeth in your jaw and all the while duck out of the path of his attacks, but he'll overwhelm you. After a solid six hours of dragging you throughout your home, beating the living daylights out of you in a hundred or more obscure ways you could never even imagine even under the haze of the strongest hallucinogens, he'll light a cigarette, smoke it to the bud, then stomp it into your hair. By the time he reaches the sidewalk now paved by your blood and bone-fragments, indicative of the outskirts of the complex, your entire home will be lit ablaze. No one bothers to come to your rescue. They know your crimes better than you could ever. You're a burden on the strained back of society. Finally, he'll plunge into the moldering skeleton of what was once-upon-a-time a building, drag your breathless, near-death, comatose carcass up to eye-level, skull-**** both eye-sockets, and finally crush your meager skull in his hand like a stone of amalgamated sand. Brain matter will burst in all available directions, squeezing from in between Alex' fingers like a blood sausage.Enjoy.
The way I see it, you have... ten minutes.
