The Big Emerald

[Cerebus]

Cerebus: So what... you think you actually have skills? You think you're all that great? Think you're strong? Well you're not. For me, you're a mere little insect. Listen, son. Better give me that thing you hold before I hurt you.
Little Boy: Okay, okay, take it!
*Little Boy gives his lollipop to Cerebus*
Cerebus: You did the right thing, boy.
*Cerebus walks away, trying to figure of a way to eat the lollipop*
Cerebus: Damn mask... it's because of things like this there are wars going on... if only I could turn it into gas, I could inhale it through my mask... but only molten Big Emerald can produce enough energy to gasify such things...
Little Boy: Who are you talking to you freak?
Cerebus: Shut up, kid! Or else I will... wait, what's this? That guy over there... he has a Big Emerald? Uhm... if I could get my hand on it, I'll be able to eat the lollipop! But it seems I'm not the only one after it... better hide and wait for a good opportunity to strike.
*Cerebus hides behind a tree*

[Grandy]

*the tree is Grandy on disguise*
Grandy: >_> Youre touching my butt.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Welp. This shall be commemorated as the ancient relic that was used to defeat thousands of armies in times of old. Truely, a relic of great power... As such, it must be kept under guard for the good of the law.
Everyone else: Awwwwwww.. 
Bluhman: It's for our own good. Now then, I must be on my way.
*Gets into a black car and drives off*
Warxe: Well... I guess that ends that. Darn... Now I'll never learn the secret to my power.
Cerebus: Forget that. I just need that emerald to gassify this lollipop! Get back here!
*Dashes after Bluhman's car*

[Grandy]

Grandy: I was never one to obey the law to begin with. And -EAGLE'S EYE- (if ya don't know, it's basically Grandy's way to activating Za Warudo, only time slows down instead of stopping). YAAAAAAAA! *runs until he's on parallel with the car*
Bluhman: What the-
Grandy: *on a tiny accelerated voice* BluhmanstopyourcarImgoingintogettheemeraldbackohdeargodAHWALL.*hits the side of a building head first*
Bluhman: Well, teaches him for trying to get my emerald. It's right on my pocket! *puts hand in the pocket, it's gone*
Grandy: Eheh... *holds up emerald* I don't even know why I want this thing, I just do!

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed takes it out of Grandy's hands.*
Grandy: Hey! Give that back.
Ed: One sec, I just wanna look at it.
*Ed holds it up to his eye and rotates it, staring into it.*
Grandy: C'mon.
Ed: Just a sec!

...

Grandy: C'mon, Ed.
Ed: Hold on!
Grandy:...

...

*Grandy shoves it into Ed's eye and walks off with it.*
Ed: What a jerk.

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman stops the car and gets out*
Bluhman: Hey, you, Grandy! Stop right there and put the emerald down!
Grandy: Oh yeah?
Bluhman: Yeah!
Grandy: Well... Oh, hey, who's that behind you?
Bluhman: Eh?
*Bluhman turns around, just to be stabbed by the toxic blade of Cerebus!*
Bluhman: Gack. Ow. I am slain. *Walks off to a nearby Police Station, with the sword still stuck in his body.*
Grandy:... What...
Cerebus: I don't know. Anyway, I see you have my emerald now... And I damn well want it!
Grandy: Oh yeah? You'll have to fight me for it... Without your trusty blade either!
Cerebus:...Dammit.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Poof!

*Warxe appears in a puff of smoke*

Warxe: Little do you know that I have had the real Emerald all along, and the object Grandy has is an impeccable replica! *holds up the emerald*
Grandy: But how do you know that the one you have is real?
Warxe: Because of this! *Warxe charges the Emerald up with electrical energy*
Cerebus: Don't you dare say it.
Warxe: Ancient Egyptian Laser Beam! *fires a gigantic energy beam that destroys a nearby mountain*
Grandy: Wow, that's pretty impressive. Almost as impressive as that mushroom cloud forming out of the debris.
Warxe: Eh? *turns his head*
Grandy: Yoink! *swaps the fake emerald with the real one*
Warxe: Hah! You don't think I anticipated this? I have had the fake all along! And with that, I shall now take my leave!
Grandy: But don't you want to stay for the buffet?
Warxe: ...what?
Cerebus: Yeah... the buffet... over there. *points to the mushroom cloud*
Warxe: I won't fall for the same tri- *in mid-sentence, Grandy swaps the two emeralds multiple times*
Grandy: I have the real one now.
Warxe: Do you, now? What if I told you that they're both fakes, and that I have had the emerald hidden secretly hidden in a pocket dimension?
Grandy: Then I'd say you were bullshitting.
Warxe: ...touche. *walks away*

[Grandy]

Cerberus: So... is this the real one?
Grandy: I'm afraid only God knows.
.....*both walk to a church*
Grandy: Yo! Almighty! Is this the one?
Jesus: *from the cross* Sure, why not?
Cerberus&Grandy: EXCELENT! *air guitar*

[Legacy of Elecrusher]

Captain Falcon and Pink Falcon: COME ON!

*engine sounds*

CFaPF: BLUE FALCON!
CF: *rams Cerberus with the Blue Falcon*
PF: *rams Grandy with the Blue Falcon*
CFaPF: ULTIMATE FUSHUN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Captain Falcon and Pink Falcon fuse*

*Captain Ultimate Loverboy Bill is born*

CULB: *steals the emerald* MUWAHAHAHA!

[Cerebus]

Cerebus: You're lucky my poisoned blade is still stuck with Bluhman, else I would've killed you already!
Grandy: How do you know his name?
Cerebus Shut up! I know, that's all.
Grandy: Whatever... anyway I don't have the Emerald, that guy and his Squirtle took it away while we were arguing.
Cerebus: How original... Uhm, well, seems like arguing won't do much... say, why don't we team up to to steal that Emerald from that guy?
Grandy: Why should I trust you?
Cerebus: If I can trust a thief, surely you can trust a Colonel!
Grandy: ...Colonel?
Cerebus: Yes.
Grandy: ...of an army?
Cerebus: Well, yes.
Grandy: Why didn't you just send soldiers to get it for you?
Cerebus: Hah! I.. I already did that!
Grandy: So why are you picking up your cellphone?
Cerebus: Not to call reinforcements!
*Grandy grabs the cellphone and smash it on the floor*
Cerebus: What the sock!? I thought you thief stole things instead of crushing them..
Grandy: Whatever...
Cerebus: Nevermind that team... you're too mean! You'll probably steal the Emerald when I won't look. Farewell!
*Cerebus throws a toxic bomb on the floor and run after Lucas*
Cerebus: ...let's just hope he activates the bomb.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed fires eyebeams at Squirtle, knocking him off.*

Ed: Go Cerebus! Go! Get to tha choppah!
Cerebus: What?
*Choppah lands on Cerebus.*
Grandy: Great. I can use this to get the emerald back from Lucas!

[Grandy]

Grandy: You know, all you needed to do was to bring it to a pokemon center. They can cure multiple deaths.

[Grandy]

Grandy: You just didn't go to the Emerald Powered pokemon center! If you bring them a Big Emerald, they can cure EVERYTHING!

[Legacy of Elecrusher]

Captain Ultimate Loverboy Bill: NOMNOMNOM EATING POTATO CHIPS NOMNOMNOM. INTERESTING CONVERSATION HMM? *is back up*

[WarxePB]

*YOU GOT THE EMERALD!*

"The Big Emerald is a relic of immense power. But what does it do? Well, that's up to you! Set it to X, Y or Z to use its effect."

Lucas: Wait, who narrated that?
Warxe: Me!
Lucas: You! *throws a Pokeball that releases Grandy*
Grandy: I'm not saying it.
Lucas: You don't have a choice.
Grandy: *sigh* Grandy... grandy.
Warxe: Pokemon, hm? *uses a Snag Ball and captures Grandy*
Lucas: What? Hey, that's cheating!
Warxe: Never played Pokemon Coliseum, hm? Well, sucks to be you. *releases Grandy* Now, Grandy, go and run free!
Grandy: Uhh.... okay. *runs off*
Warxe: Now, that emerald is mine.
Lucas: I still have other Pokemon!
Warxe: Yeah, well I don't care about them. Blizzard! *freezes Lucas in place and takes the emerald*
Cerebus: Hey, that wasn't very funny! You're going against the rules!
Warxe: Bite me. *walks away*
Cerebus: But... I can't...