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Tell him to take pictures of his crazy eye later, if possible.
Actually all he did was bust a small vessel in his eye. It happens sometimes, happened to my cousin. Nothing serious. Stings a bit though. Nothing as freaky as tears of blood. I had that once. O_o
He can just cut his eye out, that'll help him. It's like the old saying "If it hurts that badly, cut it off"
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall