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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
Also world domination, starting with the invasion of Luxembourg.
Yeah so I'm pretty
I'm a fat-***
I see that someone been stealing my master plan.