I experienced something no man should.

[Archem]

Great. Now I have to deal with the horror for the rest of the night.

[Dragonium]

At least you're not imagining numbing your dick with anaesthetic and then hitting it with a hammer.

That would be terrible.

[SaiKar]

SON OF A

It totally wouldn't be abuse of admin powers to lock this thread at this point.

[Dragonium]

But the topic at hand is Grandy's mutilated wang, and we're nowhere near done discussing it.

It's funny because Grandy's wang is not going to be at hand for a while.

[Archem]

At least you're not imagining numbing your dick with anaesthetic and then hitting it with a hammer.

That would be terrible.

Thank God I'm not imagining that.

No, I'm imagining hitting my balls. I imagine it hurts something awful.

[zuhane]

Can you imagine getting a paper cut right down the slit? Eesssh! It's like nails on a blackboard!

[Dragonium]

Or hey, trying to pull off a hangnail and it just peels off a thin strip of skin right along your finger.

Sitting on a toilet with broken seat-hinges and the seat suddenly sliding all the way to one side and shearing your nuts off between the seat and the bowl.

[Cerebus]

With what can be seen on the Internet today, I'm not even troubled with that vision.
I am not sure if it is a good, or a bad thing, though.

[Archem]

Sitting on a toilet with broken seat-hinges and the seat suddenly sliding all the way to one side and shearing your nuts off between the seat and the bowl.

The seat to my toilet is loose, and I fear this may some day happen. At the very least, it's rather bothersome when it slips.

[drenrin2120]

I'm SURE none of you have heard of dickchop. Thank god you don't have to imagine or remember that fiasco.

[Natako]

HOLY ****, **** YOU GUYS, I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP FOR A ****ing MONTH.

Men, I think your work here is done. *Applauds*